Wardy
NSC's Benefits Guru
Just a quick recipe to keep you amused
Ingredients
2 Laughings Eyes
2 Well shaped legs
2 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur lined mixing bowl
1 Firm Banana
Method
1. Look into laughing eyes
2. Spread well shaped legs slowly
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with finger
4. Meanwhile ensure that loving arms are attached to firm Banana
5. Add firm Banana to fur lined mixing bowl gently. Work in and out until well creamed, for best results continue to kneed milk containers.
6. As heat rises plunge Banana deep into fur lined mixing bowl, cover with nuts, sigh with relief. Leave to soak (Preferably overnight)
7. The cake is cooked when Banana is soft. If Banana doesn't soften repeat method or change mixing bowl.
8. If in unfamillar kitchen be sure to wash utensils carefully
Note
Do not lick mixing bowl after Banana softens
If cake rises leave town as soon as possible
Ingredients
2 Laughings Eyes
2 Well shaped legs
2 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur lined mixing bowl
1 Firm Banana
Method
1. Look into laughing eyes
2. Spread well shaped legs slowly
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with finger
4. Meanwhile ensure that loving arms are attached to firm Banana
5. Add firm Banana to fur lined mixing bowl gently. Work in and out until well creamed, for best results continue to kneed milk containers.
6. As heat rises plunge Banana deep into fur lined mixing bowl, cover with nuts, sigh with relief. Leave to soak (Preferably overnight)
7. The cake is cooked when Banana is soft. If Banana doesn't soften repeat method or change mixing bowl.
8. If in unfamillar kitchen be sure to wash utensils carefully
Note
Do not lick mixing bowl after Banana softens
If cake rises leave town as soon as possible