Assistance sil vous plait

[Dave the OAP]

For the old timers on here

Has anyone got a CD/Tape of Bob Newhart ( perhaps the funniest American Alive - I assume he is alive....erm if not them surely the funniest American deceased)

He was a comedian who did monologues like The Driving Instructor/ School for Bus Drivers, Introducing Tobacco to the Natives....etc

I had a tape years ago and like lots of things in our hpouse, the tooth fairy took it in lieu of change.

I have looked on Ebay and they only have LP's and one CD

Regards
Dave the ungrateful Bastard ( C/o Icy Gull)

 

[On the Left Wing]

Fraid not Dave .... but he was brilliant .... can still hear his "Dearest Mother, dearest father .... how's my darling little brother?" .......
Used to listen on Family favourites when I was a nipper in Mile Oak!

 

[Icy Gull]

It's "dour Northern bastard" Dave, although no doubt you are ungrateful as well and don't you feel silly predicting our first win wouldn't come until the QPR game !!

I did have a copy somewhere but it was scratched to buggery and I think I binned it. Sorry.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

For the old timers on here

Has anyone got a CD/Tape of Bob Newhart ( perhaps the funniest American Alive - I assume he is alive....erm if not them surely the funniest American deceased)

He was a comedian who did monologues like The Driving Instructor/ School for Bus Drivers, Introducing Tobacco to the Natives....etc

I had a tape years ago and like lots of things in our hpouse, the tooth fairy took it in lieu of change.

I have looked on Ebay and they only have LP's and one CD

Regards
Dave the ungrateful Bastard ( C/o Icy Gull)

I'm downloading as we speak. I'll upload them and give you a link when they are done.

 

[JJ McClure]

I'm sure my Dad has a Bob Newhart cassette. Seem to recall it containing a monologue about a pontiac running over a dog

 

[Dave the OAP]

TGC you are a star mate. Thanks very much

Icy.....I was convinced it was going to be QPR!! How pleasantly surprised can you be!!!!

Dave the Dour Grumpy Northern ungrateful bastard.

BTW anyone know how to change your sign on name...I quite like Grumpy Old bastard!

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Here is the driving instructor one. (Be aware it is nearly 8 MB)

Driving Instructor

I am queued to download the following :-

Bus Driving School
Infinite Number of Monkeys
Nude Police Lineup
The One-Eyed Bullfighter
The Siamese Cat

They are not as big and will total about 9MB

 

[The Great Cornholio]

2 more :-

Bus
bomb

 

[Gwylan]

Fraid not Dave .... but he was brilliant .... can still hear his "Dearest Mother, dearest father .... how's my darling little brother?" .......
Used to listen on Family favourites when I was a nipper in Mile Oak!

That was funny but it wasn't Bob Newhart. That was a guy called Allan Sherman.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

And here are the rest :-

bullfighter
infinite
nude
siamese

A quick search of Kazaa shows that there are more to be had - this was all I could get off of WinMX.

Enjoy!

 

[Yorkie]

That was funny but it wasn't Bob Newhart. That was a guy called Allan Sherman.

I'm not sure I should admit this but I have a copy of Hello Muddah Hello Faddah

 

[Dave the OAP]

superb mr C

cheers mate

 

[The Great Cornholio]

I have now removed these as DtG had nownloading them to save my webspace bandwidth.