Asda Smart Price Beetroot

[Cheeky Monkey]

22p a jar, a third cheaper than the next cheapest and tastes as good as any other beetroot I've ever eaten, but how the fug can you have smart price beetroot? It's beetroot, you grow it in the ground.

 

[aftershavedave]

tastes as good as any other beetroot I've ever eaten

which isn't actually saying much is it? food of the devil is beetroot

 

[just_bhafc]

Smartprice or not, I bet it still makes you shit purple!?!

 

[Yorkie]

I don't like beetroot.

It makes the rest of the salad taste of beetroot.

 

[Safeway]

how the fug can you have smart price beetroot? It's beetroot, you grow it in the ground.

They don't wash the cow shit off before pickling it.

Love beetroot, it's YUMMY.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I lvoe Beetroot, Makes your cum taste lovely.


















So i've been told.

 

[Gwylan]

I don't like beetroot.

Do any women like beetroot?

My mother and sister hate it.
Mrs Gwylan hates it
All my old girlfriends have hated it.

It's been a bummer for me as I love the stuff but I find that I have to eat when I'm out or when the missus is away (some men have porn, I have beetroot ...)

Is there really a male/female divide or have I been unlucky?

 

[Easy 10]

Beetroot stains are a hidden menace to society. The horror of clutching a new jar to your breast as you wrestle with the lid, and have the juice ejaculate all over your chest when it opens...

*shudder*

As a rule though, I don't mind a bit of beetroot with my salad. But the slices have to be crinkled.

 

[Marshy]

my missus loves it, has it in sandwiches.....

 

[Gully]

Cheese and beetroot sandwiches are a joy to behold, had forgotten about them completely until this thread. First ate beetroot at about 3 years old at my grandparents, apparently I thought it was jam, perhaps this is the key to getting kids to eat stuff that is good for them, pretend it is something else.

 

[Marc]

nowt wrong with beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetroooooooooooooooot!

As Easy says though, the stains are a pain in the ass!

 

[Gwylan]

my missus loves it, has it in sandwiches.....

Do you want to swap?

 

[Marshy]

Do you want to swap?

Nah shes a good girl.

 

[Gully]

What are you proposing Gwylan, a wife swapping session or a bottle of ASDA beetroot for a woman?

 

[Gwylan]

Reminds me of the old joke about two Russians talking. The first one says "I've got a jar of beetroot for the larder" and the other one says "Fine, but how are you going to drive to work now?"

I wouldn't really swap Mrs Gwylan, it's just that it would be nice to eat beetroot at home like a civilised human being without having to treat it as if it's hard porn.

 

[poke]

i love beetroot, especially the unsweetened ones that aren't in a jar

 

[Gully]

Fair play Gwylan, can't see betroot being marketed like pot noodle though as something eaten by men with dirty minds and something to hide.

 

[dougdeep]

I make beetroot wine, it's amazing![and red].

 

[timseagull]

Beetroot is evil

 

[sully]

I hate beetroot

As far as I'm concerned it should be left in the ground.