The young Miss Bracknell has a friend who works in Hospitality at the Millennium Stadium. She'll be with Brighton supporters on Sunday. And she's also working at the Palace -v- West Ham game (serving CPFC supporters).
She should be easy to identify. She'll be the one wearing a small enamel badge, featuring a blue and white striped football kit with the words f*** THE PALACE where the sponsor's name can usually be found. Very discreet, though.