any postmen on this site....??

[dwayne]

I really hate you at the moment!!!!

why are you striking (a dead rat?!?), how are you gonna recoup a weeks loss of earnings??

when are you going back to work.

I want my bloody post to come through

 

[fatboy]

No.

I'm a chimney sweep.


Have you heard of a singer called Kylie something?

 

[dwayne]

...lead baloon??

 

[Wilts]

Where's my f***ing credit card you bastards. I paid 56p in stamps for that beast and it isn't here. I am living on the poverty line (sort of) and work damn hard for a living (again - sort of) and need some more debt pretty soon to keep up this beer belly, so get your arse in gear Neil Webb and stop pretending that you used to be a professional footballer!

 

[chip]

Waiting for your dole cheque?

 

[dwayne]

waiting for my new shox young chip.


....awaiting the postie turning up sometime next year with them on his feet.