Any new player songs

[Bowden91]

Here is one i had a go at for Bradley Johnson in the tune of the Torres song which is this...
YouTube - TORRES SONG - THE KOP - LIVERPOOL v NEWCASTLE

We've got the lad from the scum, Johnson, Johnson
He looks up and side steps past one, Johnson, Johnson
He gets the ball, he has a crack
Every time, it's in the sack
Who needs Hammond, we've got Brad Johnson

 

[Bluejuice]

3/10

Must try harder

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I know a few for Doug Loft if that's any good?

 

[HseagullsH]

Yer it worked well when we got everyone singing it

 

[SeagullTim]

Not bad, not bad, here's my effort, same tune, but for Kevin McLeod

We bought the lad from Colchester, MCLEOD, MCLEOD
McDonalds, he likes, but we dont care, MCLEOD, MCLEOD
He gets the ball, he crosses it in
We'll score again, and go on to win
We've got super, super Kev McLeod

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

What is the obsession with that Torres song?

Yeah, the 'derderderderderderder' bit sounds good, but we've got that anywaY?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I got one

We all go on Northstandchat
We all think Hove Born & Breds a twat
We all sit at home and moan then have a go on the Phone (in)

Maybe if we got just behind the club off the team it would rub
But we'll just be fickle at home on our PC's
Cos Dick Martin and Ken can do f*** all to please.

 

[Chabal]

Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn Glenn Murray!
Ooh!
Ah!
I Wanna Know-o-o-o-o-o How You Scored That Goal!