Annoying adverts

[Brightonian74]

Which do you find the most annoying in regards to adverts?

Mine? It HAS to be the Halifax ones with that goggle-eyed fuckwit singing those alternate tunes. He needs to be beaten and set on fire. I do recall that they tried to use other staff members too including a fat-heffing wanker who couldn't dance, THAT drove me insane and simply wanted to put my foot through the TV.

The insurance ads on Sky are pretty nasty too...............Admiral......ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

 

[Braders]

the micheal winner esure one ... calm down? f*** OFF

 

[Barrel of Fun]

KFC singing adverts

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Has anyone seen the advert for Southern Trains?

Some woman singing "I'm leaving on the 8.15 to Croydon" to the tune of Midnight train to Georgia

 

[Simon Morgan]

that f***ing "this is me, TOM and my brother, JACK" GRRRR I CAN'T STAND IT

 

[shingle]

I say yer buy one ya get one free, I say yer buy one ya get one free.

grates on the nerves

 

[hans kraay fan club]

"Forty years. FORTY YEARS" Old prick. Should have looked where he was going.

 

[cardboard]

Cillit Bang!!!!!!

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

"Have you ever had an accident.........."

Gets right on my tits - which must be hard, seeing as I haven't got any.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

ANY advert that has the words "consolodate" or "peace of mind" in it.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

the zoom zoom zoom car advert

 

[Icy Gull]

Harry Hastings

 

[Robdinho]

The dairylea lunchables adverts piss me off. They might as well say "if you do not give your child our tasteless reconstituted shite everyday then you have failed as a parent and your child will hate you"

Those adverts with the window king are, on the otherhand absolute genius. "I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!"
I would love to have been in the room when they decided this guy should be the face of Safestyle UK. "What we're really looking for is more of a wierd, long-haired-but-balding, goblin man with an overtly aggressive manner"

 

[Dave the OAP]

"Quote me happy"

By that manc twat who talks like a 3 year old. and the tossers jumping around....!!!!!!!



I'll quote you happy you C**t



and relax

 

[JJ McClure]

"Bill Bailey is busy, f*** it this guy'll have to do"

 

[Pavilionaire]

Kev? Bev! Bev? Kev!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

radio adverts are worse

 

[Robdinho]

Bev's a completely different woman in the new one too, yet Kev just caries on as if nothings changed

 

[JJ McClure]

Bev's a completely different woman in the new one too, yet Kev just caries on as if nothings changed

That's because most people called Kev are retarded.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I prefer the old Bev, the new one is a munter. With a face like hers I'd rather shag Trev...