Amazing happening

[Questions]

I was walking down the Montague precinct in Worthing late last night when I saw one of the most amazing sights I had ever witnessed in my entire life. Sometimes when you think life has become a little mundane, something happens that changes all that and that is exactly what happened to me yesterday evening.

The problem is I have been sworn to secrecy over it for at least 5 days.

But its incredible.


Does anyone else have a incredible story or interesting fact that they CANNOT tell us ?

 

[tedebear]

I saw an amazing happening this morning, but its not incredible, its f***ing horrendous and has reduced me to a blind panic....and I've only got about 5 days to fix it....

 

[Lord Bracknell]

You're a brave woman to tell us, tede.

 

[tedebear]

Its horrible Lord B. I'm in such a state, Arthur had eaten most of his shreddies before I realized I hadn't put any milk on them for him

 

[Titanic]

I saw an amazing happening this morning, but its not incredible, its f***ing horrendous and has reduced me to a blind panic....and I've only got about 5 days to fix it....

Always remember, NSC is hear too help. And if we cant help, we can just be amazed and slightly jealous of what a terrificaly exiting life you have.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

It's no good trying to blame Arthur.

That's the trouble with parents today - they refuse to accept responsibility for their disgraceful neglect of their kids.

 

[Questions]

Its horrible Lord B. I'm in such a state, Arthur had eaten most of his shreddies before I realized I hadn't put any milk on them for him

Source ?



sorry Milk

 

[tedebear]

It's no good trying to blame Arthur.

But it was his fault - he ate the top layer!! Now I have to make an entire new cake!!

 

[tedebear]

Always remember, NSC is hear too help. And if we cant help, we can just be amazed and slightly jealous of what a terrificaly exiting life you have.

Just moving this one to NSC's Dictionary thread....

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Don't you have PLATES in your house?

This gets worse.

 

[tedebear]

Don't you have PLATES in your house?

This gets worse.

I'm trying to make wedding cakes so we can afford plates!

 

[Napper]

10pm montague street

can only involve Chavs or slappers