[Football] Alternative choice of footy pundit.

[Easy 10]

Too late, mate. The thread has been eaten by a badger, and deposited, like the carcass of carrion, on a small sod under a forgotten tree.

Yeah, I know. Its like putting smoked salmon in a Pot Noodle.

 

[Comrade Sam]

The Queen, make her do at least 90 minutes of vague work before she goes.

 

[Gabbafella]

Stephen Hawking (or as he's no longer available, a speak and spell would suffice)

 

[bobby baxter]

Ron Manager

 

[Eeyore]

Alan Bennett

 

[robinsonsgrin]

verging on punditry,... but i could listen to ellis james' welsh tones all day...

 

[Brok]

Keith Richards would be interesting.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Nigel Owens.....in fact I'd like him to referee EVERY game as well!

 

[usernamed]

Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, preferably before they loathed each other and with plenty of Dud inadvertently corpsing.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

John Arlott, of course. He would be able to make Watford v Wolves sound interesting.

 

[Seagull on the Hill]

David Attenborough

 

[dadams2k11]

Liz Truss, Priti Patel, or Nadine Dorries for a bit of gender balance.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Rylan

 

[Brok]

Rylan

No. Just no.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Eric Cartman

 

[razer]

Julio Geordio.