Almost TV Shows

[captainmorganrum]

Got this idea from a Nigerian scammer's email. Change, remove or add one letter from a TV show title and describe the new show.

For example, using my Nigerian friend's typo, I give you

THIS MOURNING - Phil and Fern debate the various types of funeral available in the UK these days.

So moving on, I thought about.....

BARGAIN **** - Gap toothed freak provides expert guidance for those seeking a cheap shag.

Over to ewe lot.

 

[Wardy]

Mr Who? - A show about those people who contact you via Facebook / Friends reunited who you do not have a scooby who they are.

 

[dougdeep]

Norridge. Story of a dyslexic football fan.

 

[captainmorganrum]

GRAN DESIGNS - Kevin McCloud takes a biro to one lucky nan

 

[Everest]

Nob the Builder - Gay goings on in the construction industry.

 

[dougdeep]

Binder. Tales from the stationary cupboard.

 

[Djmiles]

SoccerFight - All the best fights from the weekend's games

 

[Superphil]

Hashes to Ashes. The drugs squad incinerate seized stashes.

 

[captainmorganrum]

READY STEADY FOOK - Manchester based sex athletics.

 

[captainmorganrum]

THE B TEAM - Accused of a crime they didn't commit, these Vietnam vets were captured shortly after they escaped from prison during the pilot episode.

 

[dougdeep]

Only Tools and Horses. Unsavoury scenes from the local stables.

 

[Titanic]

Gardeners Whirled... the next in the 'Celebrity' dancing programmes.

 

[Superphil]

Nudes at 10 - A selection of TV current affairs presenters deressed in their birthday suits.

 

[captainmorganrum]

DAD'S ARNY - the tribulations of the Schwarzanegger children

 

[Titanic]

Match of the Gay?

 

[dougdeep]

Glue Peter. John and Val get stuck in.

 

[captainmorganrum]

BUSH STROKES - Lady self-pleasuring advice. Takes a week off when she has the painters in.

 

[Titanic]

Wife on Mars... wishful thinking?

 

[Titanic]

Farty Political Broadcast - it's all hot air anyway, might as well be honest about it.

 

[dougdeep]

Slack Beauty. Tales of a very popular lady of ethnic origin.