Alan Shearer

[Hiney]

Mr Shearer,

Much as I admire your ability to score goals with unerring accuracy, your ability to stamp on people's heads without getting punished, your knack of being in the right place at the right time in the penalty area, your fantastic record on the pitch with England, the great memories you have left us with your important goals (Euro 96 etc.), your swashbuckling centre-forward play with your club and country, when it comes to match summarising with Martin Tyler, all I can say is:

OI SHEARER - NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boring twat

 

[dwayne]

It's a weird one this the bloke can the most charasmatic around eg all the dressing room pranks, but when he's on telly he's dire.

 

[Citrus]

Riiiiiiiight ?

 

[Hiney]

Does Matin Tyler want to shag him or what??

 

[Sam]

i really like alan shearer (not in the :safeway way)!!!

a tribute sob