Ringmer bha
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- Dec 3, 2009
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In light of the news that Pardew is now trying to get Lee Hendrie I have come to the conclusion that Gus Poyet is his unofficial scout. Here is how I see it playing out...
The scene – Alan Pardew is pretending to watch a ‘target’. Dean Wilkins is hiding in Gus Poyet’s cupboard with his ear pressed against the door and a phone against the other.
Here is the picture from Pardew’s end – Bluetooth in left ear.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/DejectedPardew_468x407.jpg
‘Hurry up Deano, I’m freezing my balls off out ‘ere... he must have spoken about someone...’
‘Sorry gov, no calls yet. It’s bloody cramped in here. Can I come back soon?’
‘Cramped! I’m bloody stuck at this reserve match and I haven’t got a clue what’s going on... do like the look of the number 9 though, he can head the ball and everything.’
‘Gov, you know what we agreed, no signings without Gus at least looking at them first.... Hold on... damn! I banged my head against the door... it’s ok I don’t think he heard. Ok, he’s picking up the phone.’
‘Yes! What did he say? What did he say?’
‘Leon Knight, gov... he’s going to sign Leon knight for... a... million.’
‘Bloody hell I better get right on it for 2 million. Thanks Dean. Stay there overnight and see what the cleaning ladies discuss before you come back... you never know...’
The scene – Alan Pardew is pretending to watch a ‘target’. Dean Wilkins is hiding in Gus Poyet’s cupboard with his ear pressed against the door and a phone against the other.
Here is the picture from Pardew’s end – Bluetooth in left ear.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/DejectedPardew_468x407.jpg
‘Hurry up Deano, I’m freezing my balls off out ‘ere... he must have spoken about someone...’
‘Sorry gov, no calls yet. It’s bloody cramped in here. Can I come back soon?’
‘Cramped! I’m bloody stuck at this reserve match and I haven’t got a clue what’s going on... do like the look of the number 9 though, he can head the ball and everything.’
‘Gov, you know what we agreed, no signings without Gus at least looking at them first.... Hold on... damn! I banged my head against the door... it’s ok I don’t think he heard. Ok, he’s picking up the phone.’
‘Yes! What did he say? What did he say?’
‘Leon Knight, gov... he’s going to sign Leon knight for... a... million.’
‘Bloody hell I better get right on it for 2 million. Thanks Dean. Stay there overnight and see what the cleaning ladies discuss before you come back... you never know...’
