Accidents in the snow - tomorrow's Argus stories

[Barry Izbak]

Let's help the crack Argus reporters and give them some stories for tomorrow.

2.50 p.m. Dyke Road. Two women, one driving a huge red 4X4 and the other in a brand new white VW golf manage to smash into each other. No injuries. No OB yet either. Currently exchanging insurance details and trying to get their stories straight before going home and explaining it to the old man.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

www.4x4xbye.co.uk

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Let's help the crack Argus reporters and give them some stories for tomorrow.

2.50 p.m. Dyke Road. Two women, one driving a huge red 4X4 and the other in a brand new white VW golf manage to smash into each other. No injuries. No OB yet either. Currently exchanging insurance details and trying to get their stories straight before going home and explaining it to the old man.

explaining it to the old man


Hmmm very interesting. Both married to the same bloke eh. That's bigamy....well thank you. It was pretty big of me too.
Reckon they had a nuptual tiff and just went for it. Winner gets the bedwarmer tonight, that sort of stuff.

Call Lawyersdirect.

TNBA

TTF

 

[Jim D]

www.4x4xbye.co.uk

Interesting quote from that site...

Here are the visionary comments of Norman Baker, the former MP, about 4x4’s in 2003:

...so, quite apart from the 'visionary' bit, when did he lose his job?

 

[Superphil]

Story suitable for the Argus.

'Man throws snowball, lawyers may be called if it hits anyone on the face and breaks their glasses'

That should give them something to help fill the news page.