A Scott Free Night

[Beach Hut]

So far - let's hope it remains this way

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

Never mind BH, I'll be here for a little while to cheer you up.....

 

[Beach Hut]

Q: Why is that bird a pain in the arse ?

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

Q: Why is that bird a pain in the arse ?

She's prone to getting bolloxed after matches, and when she gets bolloxed she becomes a pain in the arse. And she also seems to cost me a fortune every time she visits, despite the fact that she earns far more than I do.

She's a great looking girl (a very fine chest indeed amongst various other attributes), and is great fun to be with. All the lads love her. But at the age of 36 she is still single. There's a very good reason for that.....

 

[clapham_gull]

I tried find a crap club in Stoke that Scott may have ventured out too, around which I could base a witty reply. Unfortunately there's nowt to do in Stoke as you can see

http://www.iagora.com/itravel/icities/united_kingdom/stoke-on-trent/rv_night.html

 

[Yorkie]

Try looking in Chelmsford which is where Spotty Scott actually lives.

I suspect Mummy has sent him to bed early tonight

 

[Lush]

So we have, in fact, got off Scott free?

 

[scott]

im here now

 

[Hilton]

Why?

Edit: Cool, he couldn't answer it and he fed off!