[Albion] A Lewis Dunk song idea - happy to put it to the NSC committee

[Tooting Gull]

A Lewis Dunk song idea – to tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy, and loosely inspired by the United Zlatan song. Not one for the kids…

Lewis Dunk is from our town, he is a Brighton hero
He came to us from down the road and cost us f***ing zero
Zaha is a diving ****, Dunk put him in the hoardings,
Crystal Palace f**k off home, they never could afford him

 

[Dougie]

Not one for the kids ? It’s written by one isn’t it !

 

[Tooting Gull]

Well, yes. But the fact that you've bitten first makes me like it more !!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Not one for the kids ? It’s written by one isn’t it !

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Erm.......






















......No.

 

[Weststander]

You’re going down with the seaweeds, down with the seaweeds.

 

[Buzzer]

A Lewis Dunk song idea – to tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy, and loosely inspired by the United Zlatan song. Not one for the kids…

Lewis Dunk is from our town, he is a Brighton hero
He came to us from down the road and cost us f***ing zero
Zaha is a diving ****, Dunk put him in the hoardings,
Crystal Palace f**k off home, they never could afford him

Gets my vote. Well-known tune, profanities aplenty and a pop at Palace. What's not to like?