A Fit Palace Fan

[Unigeeza]

Went out in Bristol the previous night before the game. Needed some food so we went to an Indian restaurant. Ordered food, beer and wine, had consumed most of it when some palace fans came in.

We started chanting Seagullls and ended up having a long conversation with them. They were all in their palace shirts and there was this girl, about 20 that I got on with really well. Well, we definately liked each other and she was really fit and cute. All my mates said she was fit and definately eyeing me up, which I noticed anyway. So it was not a warped pissed vision moment

But.... she was a palace fan and all dress up with a Churchill top and given the chance I would not have said no. am I a traitor?.

 

[Sheebo]

no - football DOES always come before woman BUT u can still pull her - as long as she doesnt wear her skum shirt in bed

 

[Seasiders]

You should have set up a vid cam, warn your brighton shirt, nailed her.. then post the footage on the palarse boards

 

[London Calling]

Met a stunning Albion fan just as I was starting to walk back to the station, she lived in Wales and tried to persuade me to stay........................................................................................

 

[SK1NT]

was a pulling holiday you guys went on or did u manage to fit the footy in

 

[London Calling]

You can't beat being in a foreign country, with your mates, footy, beer, sun and women.

Excellent Day.

lc

 

[Biscuit]

ASK BISCUIT

Hello Unigeeza - it seems your in a predicament.

Dont be upset about the feelings you have about a Palarse fan - its totally natural to fancy fit women (unless you are a woman).
My best mate just to happens to support the scum - accepted I dont fancy him, but we still get on!

Just because you both enjoy football doesn't mean that's all you talk about (Unless your Turkey - who lives, eats, drinks and dream it). In fact the subject rarly comes up between my friend and I. So, go for it Unigeeza - just because she (misguidedly) supports another team doesn't mean you can't see her. If she's as 'cute' and as 'fit' as you say, go out with her. Buy her some nice things, rings, perfume, Brighton shirt... It shouldn't matter. The most important thing is she's fit and likes football - what more could a man ask for?

I hope this has helped you Unigeeza, for a free information pack please contact Turkey on 07940 ZZZZZZ.

Thank you and good luck.

Next week - dealing with break up's - The 'Pull yourself together man' guide to couping with a premature dumping.

 

[Bwian]

warn your brighton shirt,

about what?

 

[Biscuit]

 

[Trigger]

No you wouldn't be a traitor, I went out with one for three years!