A Barmy Army song

[Kev the Ape]

On the 12th day of christmas my Nasser send to me

12 Weeks of drinking
11 Fit players
10 Aussie wickets
9 short for Warnie (ie short for his 500 test scalps)
8 All the pies
7 Saucy Sheilas
6 Brett Lee Chuckers
5 Haemeroids
4 More Runs
3 Proud Lions
2 cheating umpires
And a win at the SCG



freddie Flintoff to the tune of the flintstones
When you're with Fred Flintoff & the Barmy Army Family
We're all, out of England & and we're gonna have a big party
By day, Freddie's knocking'em for six
At night,, he'll be with us on the piss.
When you're with fred Flintoff & The Barmy Army Family

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Hungry Joe]

I wish I had a fully functioning memory left to remember stuff like that, good work Kev.

 

[Kev the Ape]

I wish I had a fully functioning memory left to remember stuff like that, good work Kev.

Thanks.

 

[Stat Brother]

At the 1st day of the 1st test, in SA, the Barmy Army, drank the ground dry. Consuming more beer than all 5 days of the previous test played @ that ground.

 

[Kev the Ape]

Well done Barmy Army!!

 

[Marc]

whats that song that goes something like: Where we come from, who we are etc etc? I've gotten the proper tune & words!

 

[Kev the Ape]

whats that song that goes something like: Where we come from, who we are etc etc? I've gotten the proper tune & words!

I am trying to find it on the Barmy Army website but no joy at the moment.

 

[Kev the Ape]

Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who we are
Where we come from
So we tell them
Who we are
Where we come from
We are England
The mighty, mighty England
We are the Army
The Barmy, Barmy Army...

I found it.

 

[Marc]

genius ta kevin

 

[Kev the Ape]

Shane Warne
He's fat
He's round
He bounces on the ground
Shane Warne, Shane Warne


To the tune of 'My Old Man's A Dustman'

Shane Warne is an Aussie
He wears a baggy cap
He wears a Nike earing
He is an Aussie twat
He's got his little flipper
He's got his box of tricks
But when he bowls at Hickey
He hits him for a six


To the tune of 'How Much Is That Doggy In The Window'

How much can we pay you for the weather
How much for the state of the pitch
How much for the state of the leather
Oh fat boy we will make you rich

Thanks to Keith for these lyrics!


There's only one Shane Warne
Only one Shane Warne
With his pocket of cash
And his mates in Bombay
Warney will be cheating all the way


To The Tune of 'She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain'

He'll be coming round the mountain with his belly hanging out
He'll be coming round the mountain with his belly hanging out
He'll be coming round the mountain
Coming round the mountain
Coming round the mountain with his belly hanging out
Shane Warne! Shane Warne!

 

[Kev the Ape]

Bob Willis
To the tune of 'Day Dream Believer'

Cheer up Bobby Willis
Oh what can it mean
To the worst cricket pundit
In the Sky cricket team!

 

[Kev the Ape]

They Stay At Lords
To the tune of 'Three Lions (Football's Coming Home)'

Ashes stay at Lord's
They stay at Lord's
They stay at Lord's
They stay at
Ashes stay at Lord's

They talk about Ashes flown to Oz
They stay at Lord's of course
They're all daft, they don't know
That in England we invented the game
Through the struggle and pain
And the wind and the rain
The urn's not leaving
Three lions on our shirts
The Ashes urn's still gleaming
Locked away at Lord's


And Mark Taylor's left steaming
They stay at Lord's
They stay at Lord's
They stay at
Ashes stay at Lord's

 

[Kev the Ape]

The Barmy Boys
I - OH - I - OH
We are the barmy boys
I - OH - I - OH
We are the barmy boys
We're England's famous cricket fans
Who travel near and far
If we're not busy singing
You'll find us at the bar

 

[Kev the Ape]

genius ta kevin

Its ok