go into a shop and say to the shop keeper, how much are 20 fags mate, the shop keeper says if all your cocks measure 12 inches put together i will give you 20 fags, so baz gets his out and its 5 inches, stu gets his out and its 4 inches, little joe gets his out and its 3 inches, the shop keeper gives them the fags and they leave the shop, once outside the shop they share them out, each gettin 6 fags with 2 left over, baz says he should get the extra 2, cause his cock was biggest, stu says that aint fair though, n little joe says, to right it aint fair, cause if i never had a hard on you would have got no fuckin fags at all 
i, will get my coat...............................
i, will get my coat...............................
