26th August 2032 - Doomsday?

[ExmouthExile]

Ukrainian astronomers have discovered a large asteroid heading for Earth which could strike our planet on 26 August 2032, impacting with a force 50 times greater than the biggest ever nuclear bomb.

Its existence has been verified by teams around the world, in at least 27 distinct observations over the course of the past week, and Nasa has been forced to issue an earth impact risk summary as part of its Near Earth Object Program.

I'll be too old to run!!

 

[Papa Lazarou]

I'll be too old to run!!

Where would you want to run to?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Chance of collision is 1 in 63,000

From here:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...vastating-2032-impact-with-earth-8888672.html

 

[Hillian1]

Good luck to everybody.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

Might as well stop paying into my pension then

 

[ExmouthExile]

Where would you want to run to?

The shithouse?

 

[Braders]

A Thursday , fantastic.

 

[Washie]

There is more chance of the Asteroid hitting earth than me winning the lottery.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

A Thursday , fantastic.

On a positive note being top of the Premier League the preceding Saturday will be a bonus.

 

[Seasider78]

It's ok the Americans will send a special drilling team (led by Bruce Willis) up on a shuttle to dismantle it thus saving the entire planet

 

[Normal Rob]

would they bother starting the footy season? or just call the winners of the previous season champions forever?

 

[Husty]

Does anyone want anything? I'm going looting.

 

[dougdeep]

Will we have made it to the Prem by then?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

It's ok the Americans will send a special drilling team (led by Bruce Willis) up on a shuttle to dismantle it thus saving the entire planet

Will they be FRACKING the asteroid

 

[Guinness Boy]

There is more chance of the Asteroid hitting earth than me winning the lottery.

There's more chance of you dying on your way to buy the lottery ticket than of winning it. FACT.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I've always said I want to be cremated, I was just hoping that was after I was dead!
Further reading may be required to rule out the sensationalistic journalism

 

[Normal Rob]

There's more chance of you dying on your way to buy the lottery ticket than of winning it. FACT.

if you are sat on your sofa holding your ticket at 7.30pm, there is a greater chance of you being dead by the time that the draw is made than of winning. Another fact.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Ok, after further reading I put it in the same place as used toilet roll