***2013 Worlds Most Ridiculous Creature Competition - R2 Proboscis Monkey V Geoduck***

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PROBOSCIS MONKEY

Uses nose to bellow warning calls and attract mates
Only eats unripe fruit, apparently it's large pot belly helps it digest them
Climbs the highest tree it can find in order to belly flop into river below
Has a harem of wives

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VS



GEODUCK

Spends the first years of it's life digging itself about 3 feet deep into mud
Spends the next 100-150 years of it's life sitting there

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[Trufflehound]

Has a harem of wives

I don't see anything ridiculous about that. *envy*

Spends the first years of it's life digging itself about 3 feet deep into mud
Spends the next 100-150 years of it's life sitting there

On the other hand, that...

 

[Norman Potting]

Geoduck for me by a mile.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Surprised at the lack of votes for the Proboscis.

 

[TSB]

Tough to have come up against that Geoduck thing this early. I'd say Proboscis is more ridiculous-the stupid crustacean is just pointless, rather than ridiculous.

 

[chucky1973]

this thread is better than the discovery channel, I am taking my 2 kids out of school and telling them to sit on NSC all day, they will be better for it.

 

[The Modfather]

Geoduck