2006 World Cup in the bag!

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

Jamie Redknapp believes his Southampton team-mate Peter Crouch is the man to lead England to the 2006 World Cup.

Get the bunting out, it's as good as ours!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Only if he swaps his job from professional footballer to coach driver

 

[Commander]

Stumpy Tim, the comedy genius. Stick to running 'Stumpy's Hotel' and abusing people at cricket matches, Tim.

 

[perth seagull]

Only if he swaps his job from professional footballer to coach driver

Being a big clumsy oaf he'd probably run over the Brazillian team.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Jamie Redknapp believes his Southampton team-mate Peter Crouch is the man to lead England to the 2006 World Cup.

Get the bunting out...

... and tie it to the freak. A brand-new maypole might just do the trick. Hey nonny nonny!