[Humour] Joke du jour

KZNSeagull

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Nov 26, 2007

19,815

Wolsingham, County Durham

• Feb 11, 2019

• #21

Titanic said:

Unless you are from Hartlepool, then it is guacamole.

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Monkey(hanger) Gland sauce surely?

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,498

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Feb 11, 2019

• #22

Norman Potting said:

What about Worcester Sauce?

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Henderson's Relish, please. Far superior to Worcester Sauce.

 

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

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West west west Sussex

• Feb 11, 2019

• #23

Blue3 said:

Crawley and it's the North

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Arundel.

 

Sussexscots

Fed up with trains. Sick of the rain.

Aug 13, 2016

1,278

Sunny Sussex, occasionally Leith

• Feb 11, 2019

• #24

Some eclectic answers on here.....

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,882

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Feb 11, 2019

• #25

Mr H said:

Exam question:
What sources are there for social and ethnic stereotypes?

Student answer:
Brown sauce for Northerners
Tomato Ketchup for Southerners

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It must depend on what you're eating Shirley?

 

Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010

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Quaxxann

• Feb 11, 2019

• #26

Jack Straw said:

It must depend on what you're eating Shirley?

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A sausage sandwich, obviously.

 

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Sirnormangall

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Sep 21, 2017

2,969

• Feb 11, 2019

• #27

BNthree said:

Where does mint sauce fit in with all this?

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It doesn’t - you must be baaaahmy

 

DavidinSouthampton

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Jan 3, 2012

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• Feb 11, 2019

• #28

I'm a Southerner born and bred and lived all my life and I prefer HP Sauce.

So stick that in your ethnic stereotype and compute it.