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[News] New office speek bowlocks
- Thread starter Publius Ovidius
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Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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studio150
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Thanks, this has certainly brightened up my afternoon.
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Do I not miss work......
You could probably replace it with another type of shower.
Sirnormangall
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- Sep 21, 2017
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This thread and the posters would make a wonderful contribution to the long-standing Bell Cheeses thread.
spongy
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So glad I don't work in an office. I work in a factory with straight talking people. No bullshit. If someone uses a bell cheese term they're told to **** off and come back when they can speak english. Even the boss got told to do one today for being a nob.
Super Steve Earle
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Guessing your company is a little slow keeping up with the times. My old company kicked out brainstorming many years ago for that reason.
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
Translation - No, no everyone is not valued, or respected. You might have a say, but it will be ignored because you are not worthy to breath the same air. You are not an asset or a resource. You are an unwelcome cost.
Please get lost....
(nothing personal)
Lyndhurst 14
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- Jan 16, 2008
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I was at a construction meeting recently and the project was described as a 'hot mess'. Not heard that before, but apparently used for some time in the States.
Have people been using it in the UK ? - if not it's probably on the way.
My other question - is this worse than a SNAFU, or a FUBAR or a Clusterf*** ?
Have people been using it in the UK ? - if not it's probably on the way.
My other question - is this worse than a SNAFU, or a FUBAR or a Clusterf*** ?
Hmm, 'thought showers'.
Possible connotations with water on the brain or maybe incontinence!
I'm offended!
Barham's tash
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Not another thread about Project Management.
I’ve spent six hours on conference calls with tonnes of the cock wombles [apologies to any on here] today and want to pull out my eyes with a fish fork.
I’ve spent six hours on conference calls with tonnes of the cock wombles [apologies to any on here] today and want to pull out my eyes with a fish fork.
Publius Ovidius
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No it was a quote on a web site for work bullshit
Ours have moved towards more subtle crap which is more aimed at the upper echelons of the company. Us Trekkies just abuse each other in the Anglo Saxon way
Ours have moved towards more subtle crap which is more aimed at the upper echelons of the company. Us Trekkies just abuse each other in the Anglo Saxon way
theboybilly
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Has he given himself that title so that he can tell everybody who's none the wiser he's a proper COE?
Probably used buy someone that has never lifted a tool in their working life.
I used to work on sites and everyone spoke plain English, and swore a lot of course.
Hmm, 'thought showers'.
Possible connotations with water on the brain or maybe incontinence!
I'm offended!
or could well lead to an unpleasant bout of aquagenic urticaria!!!
Having worked in 'projects' over the years I was warned, sorry, 'advised' Prince was the thing and I might consider a course to get 'on board' with certain groups.
Despite virtual unemployment and abject poverty, I remain sane, as I ever was, and haven't killed anyone in the workplace.
If anyone called me Coe, I'd automatically assume something to do with a fascist dwarf runner, take immediate offence and possibly sacrifice a prized rotring long reach compass deep into an eye socket. If I was in the office.