Ah, falling asleep karma. That reminds me....
Many years ago me and some mates were out clubbing. One of my mates had an annoying habit of picking up stragglers so when we all ended up back at someone's house, there was some random bloke who'd tagged along. He seemed alright at first, but the next day when we went to the local we started to realise that he probably wasn't used to the chemicals and lack of sleep as he started being a complete BELLEND. Long story short he managed to insult most of the women there and basically behave like a prize ****. He was on the verge of being told to F off when he calmed down, and promptly fell asleep.
Considering his twattery, much worse could have befallen him but, being a decent bunch, we restricted it to finding a bright yellow marker pen from behind the bar and writing "C**T" on his forehead in large letters.
We presumed we'd get some amusement from this after he woke up, until he'd go for a piss and see it in the mirror. However, after about an hour, he woke up, looked at his watch and said "Oh shit, I've got to be in Hillsborough in and hour!", promptly legged it out of the boozer and jumped on a bus......
