Brownstuff
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Multiple women on top of each other: Block of Flaps
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[Humour] Thread Full of Funny descriptions of a lady’s private parts
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Raleigh Chopper
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Radar Trap (only refers to a hairy clunge)
So called as it is named after some c**t hiding behind a bush.
So called as it is named after some c**t hiding behind a bush.
CliveWalkerWingWizard
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Fraggle waggle
madinthehead
I have changed this
Pick any from this song..
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Taybha
Whalewhine
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The Wookiee
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ripped out fireplace
rogersix
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The Wookiee Hole
Megazone
On his last warning
axe wound.
Raleigh Chopper
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Pretty pink fairy.
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“Box” is often banded around my office buy the Essex lads (lads lads lads)
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Justice
Dangerous Idiot
I’ve always found it strange how humans get aroused by the areas we piss and shit from.
Blart
Hairy Junction
Reverend Pink’s collection pot
Bag for life
Hands free w@nking kit.
Hairy Junction
Reverend Pink’s collection pot
Bag for life
Hands free w@nking kit.
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rogersix
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- Jan 18, 2014
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which areas do you get aroused by?
Javeaseagull
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- Feb 22, 2014
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In the Navy we used to say that women were designed by Naval Architecs. Who else would put the gash chute next to the play area. Sorry!
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
Hairy t.wat
Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
Raleigh Chopper Copper's Clopper