[Albion] Help the club by suggesting more palatable ways they can screw every last penny out of us.

happypig

Staring at the rude boys

May 23, 2009

7,955

Eastbourne

• Dec 11, 2018

• #161

A wanker button. Fit every seat with a coin-operated keypad. You put in a quid and select a player or official. Once a set amount is reached the tannoy booms out "ZAHA YOU WANKER".

 

Wozza

Shite Supporter

Jul 6, 2003

23,613

Online

• Dec 11, 2018

• #162

Apols if similar has been proposed, but how about an Amex Stadium Amex card, with 1% cashback reward... going straight into the Scudamore retirement fund?

 

JJ McClure

Go Jags

Jul 7, 2003

10,834

Hassocks

• Dec 11, 2018

• #163

Season Tickets are now index linked to Lewis Dunk's contract so that every time he negotiates a new deal the season ticket price goes up by the same percentage.

 

Djmiles

Barndoor Holroyd

Dec 1, 2005

12,060

Kitchener, Canada

• Dec 11, 2018

• #164

Wozza said:

Apols if similar has been proposed, but how about an Amex Stadium Amex card, with 1% cashback reward... going straight into the Paul Barber retirement fund?

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Corrected for you.

 

BNthree

Plastic JCL

Sep 14, 2016

10,873

WeHo

• Dec 11, 2018

• #165

GloryDays said:

Just put a few donation boxes around. Somehow they’ll get filled up.

And perhaps install a Locadia themed 6-yard header challenge or the Dunky goal like keepy-up Challenge.. Won’t take up much space and the kids will love it. Only takes 2.5 seagull vouchers* at £2 per voucher.

* Seagull vouchers cannot be exchanged or used to buy food and drink. Only the machines.

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Also machine only accepts whole vouchers and doesn't give change.

 

Frankie

Put him in the curry

May 23, 2016

4,135

Mid west Wales

• Dec 11, 2018

• #166

The most profitable thing i can think of is to charge Propper a weeks wages for every game he fails to score , i think it's 59 now , easy money .

 

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GloryDays

Well-known member

Jul 5, 2011

1,599

Leyton, E10.

• Dec 11, 2018

• #167

BNthree said:

Also machine only accepts whole vouchers and doesn't give change.

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Of course. Ideally the customer / fan would see ahead, be economical and spend for 2 experiences / 5 vouchers at a time. Just 10GBP.

 

Stat Brother

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NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

73,637

West west west Sussex

• Dec 11, 2018

• Thread starter
• #168

We could all chip in to cover the clubs loses...







...oh.

 

Stat Brother

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

73,637

West west west Sussex

• Jan 8, 2019

• Thread starter
• #169

Did anyone suggest BottleTopBanGate?

 

Giraffe

VERY part time moderator

Helpful Moderator

NSC Patron

Aug 8, 2005

26,523

• Jan 8, 2019

• #170

Bring back Gully's girls but instead of having them on the pitch, put them in the concourses selling sweets, snacks and beer with mobile cafe backpacks.

 

Whitley Bayster

Well-known member

Jul 4, 2011

641

Whitley Bay Tyne and Wear

• Jan 8, 2019

• #171

Diablo said:

£1 a pee !!

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With Paul Barber stationed at the toilet exit offering a branded range of post hand wash male grooming products at a further quid a pop.