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[Albion] Ole Selnæs



Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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Looks a bit like a young Adolph Hitler and has a girlfriend who sounds like Soapy Wang? And a criminal record?

Maybe a tad too much flair.

I'm IN

I can't confirm Sofie Wangberg as the WaG, my Norwegian isn't really up to scratch, but some of the words (if shouted in English) looked like it's possible.

But I do have to own a level of wishful thinking:-

1 - (nearly) brunette with blue eyes.
B - Wangberg - come on people what more do you need.
 




BRIGHT ON Q

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Jul 5, 2003
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Naylor annoys me when he ruins our fun.
 


FatSuperman

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Feb 25, 2016
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We need to sticky this post as a template of how to do rumour posts right. Obviously the lack of WaG/HoB was disappointing, but if he's single, what can one do! No dickheads test is a great addition... how about another check on weirdly written name? We're collecting players with these funny foreign letters in them.
 


Stat Brother

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We need to sticky this post as a template of how to do rumour posts right. Obviously the lack of WaG/HoB was disappointing, but if he's single, what can one do! No dickheads test is a great addition... how about another check on weirdly written name? We're collecting players with these funny foreign letters in them.
This is most definitely a sing of greatness.

palace at still fudging about with umlauts. :facepalm:
 


Machiavelli

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Where has he 'confirmed' that's what he means? Are you sure he isn't saying "move on" as in he's coming here?

No, this is naylor at his most cunning ��

I've said it on here before (and it's another thing that's attracted some ire), but Naylor and words are not the best combination. Despite that, I think he does a decent job.
 








Cullip4

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Oct 4, 2003
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Can you remind me of this story please

It’s probably burried in the millions of pages of the Ali thread.

Ali was supposed to be signing for us, Leicester tried to scupper with a last minute larger offer.

Ali instagrammed that he was boarding a flight with his agent, someone from NSC worked out the tail number, Foxestalk got the number from NSC and we all watched the flight go through Northern France on Flight Radar.

As it sailed past Sussex through Kent, Foxestak cheered and NSC said “didn’t want him anyway” and then as it neared the Thames estuary it performed a huge left turn and landed in Biggin Hill.

The rest is history!


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Stat Brother

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It’s probably burried in the millions of pages of the Ali thread.

Ali was supposed to be signing for us, Leicester tried to scupper with a last minute larger offer.

Ali instagrammed that he was boarding a flight with his agent, someone from NSC worked out the tail number, Foxestalk got the number from NSC and we all watched the flight go through Northern France on Flight Radar.

As it sailed past Sussex through Kent, Foxestak cheered and NSC said “didn’t want him anyway” and then as it neared the Thames estuary it performed a huge left turn and landed in Biggin Hill.

The rest is history!


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Followed by 10 pages of NSC posters saying where Ali wasn't.
 




LVGull

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It’s probably burried in the millions of pages of the Ali thread.

Ali was supposed to be signing for us, Leicester tried to scupper with a last minute larger offer.

Ali instagrammed that he was boarding a flight with his agent, someone from NSC worked out the tail number, Foxestalk got the number from NSC and we all watched the flight go through Northern France on Flight Radar.

As it sailed past Sussex through Kent, Foxestak cheered and NSC said “didn’t want him anyway” and then as it neared the Thames estuary it performed a huge left turn and landed in Biggin Hill.

The rest is history!


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Great story!
 
















MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003
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I don't reckon Selnaes and Wangberg are an item.

We should sign both anyway.

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marlowe

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No WAG = dead rumour. Even Izquierdo had a dog. Without a significant other pic this signing is doomed to failure.
On the evidence of this pic which sheds light on his credentials as a potential babe magnet the absence of a significant other is not altogether surprising...
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Stat Brother

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8m Euros seems a decent price for a decent player. If we were super keen on Delaney, he seems a player very much in the same mold.

8m is the Transfermarkt valuation.
One poster in particular struggles with the concept that their valuations are considerably lower than the actual market, hence the running joke.

Solanki, on there, is valued at £9m.
 


Stat Brother

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I don't reckon Selnaes and Wangberg are an item.

We should sign both anyway.

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Accepted.
I stalked (sorry I mean found) a romantic restaurant photo of Sofie on his Instagram with some comments potentially alluding to girlfriend. In this case 2+2 most probably equates 5.
Be honest would you be hiding her picture on your Insta?

But look at it from my perspective.

If IF Ms Wanghorn is his WaG, and I didn't bring her to your attention this whole thread is MEANINGLESS.
 


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