[Humour] Just read that “should I own up” in gold

SollysLeftFoot · Jul 31, 2019

Out of that entire thread, this remains my favourite one

i hope you get caught and shes see's you for who you really are you cheating tosser, people like you destroy relationships....supposed to be a fireman, ha ha that says it all, think your gods gift with it i suppose, get caught and lose everything, good times.

Bladders · Jul 31, 2019

albionfan37 said:
My god I’ve not laughed so much in ages literally tears rolling down. Marvellous stuff

If ever you need cheering up give it a read

I stumbled upon and re read it a couple of weeks ago. :lolol:

Triggaaar · Jul 31, 2019

albionfan37 said:
Just read that “should I own up” in gold

I was never quite sure if that was a genuine thread.

Klaas · Jul 31, 2019

sydney said:
says the **** who turned up 2 years ago........posh spice is a slapper....that was quality as well.

Been around longer than you newbie :wink:

Sheebo · Jul 31, 2019

albionfan37 said:
I told her I was so drunk that I folded it in

What a line

‘To be fair I’ve been bashing one out over this bird for ages’ was a particular highlight.

So, to save me going through the thread again (and I’ve forgotten), what was the outcome? And has fireman dan ever posted again?!

Badger · Jul 31, 2019

surrey jim said:
https://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?168987-important-please-read

To give some background he came on here to promote his site [a pay football site] someone on here then hacked it taking it offline. He then started spouting some homophobic abuse, before realizing that the internet is not as anonymous as he thought.

This is by FAR my favourite gold thread. Every now and again I pop over and give it another read. It never fails to make me chuckle.

DTES · Jul 31, 2019

Have Biscuits's videos sadly been removed from the internet, or just blocked on my server? They were/are the funniest thing ever to have happened to NSC.

Ninja Elephant · Jul 31, 2019

[MENTION=4702]pornomagboy[/MENTION] - your thread will always be my favourite. :lolol:

To be fair, 0-2 down at home to leaders Leicester under Micky Adams, with Robbie Savage in the team...

For the Albion being ****ing brilliant, "Charlton away is going to be rubbish" takes some beating. The pictures which were taken by the Uni students just add to it - the look of pure confidence and ease before kick off of Gus Poyet, and the drawn faces on the Charlton bench even before it began... legendary. :bowdown:

Mellotron · Jul 31, 2019

Klaas said:
Haven't looked in the Gold section for ages. Apart from the top two, which are tributes, there hasn't been a gold thread for many a year. NSC not as good as it used to be?

There have been plenty of contenders (my brother's thread a long time ago about having just sharted at work comes to mind, and Easy's Women Are Dirty thread), but no one bothers to move them into there.

I think perhaps NSC Gold could be signposted from The Big Board, as I also forget about its' existence for long periods of time, and there's lots of good stuff in there that probably most newer members have no awareness of.

Bold Seagull · Jul 31, 2019

Does anyone remember the thread where someone got chatting to a telesales girl or phone operator over the phone and it got all flirty and she took pictures of herself to send to him which he posted on here, but was torn about whether he should meet her not because he was in a relationship, then later he did meet her if I recall but felt really guilty?

LVGull · Jul 31, 2019

I can't view the videos [MENTION=307]Biscuit[/MENTION] posted? Can anyone re post them in watchable format?

nickbrighton · Jul 31, 2019

DTES said:
Have Biscuits's videos sadly been removed from the internet, or just blocked on my server? They were/are the funniest thing ever to have happened to NSC.

i've just read the thread, but the videos do not show up. i'm intrigued as to what was in them

Thunder Bolt · Jul 31, 2019

Triggaaar said:
I was never quite sure if that was a genuine thread.

I have my suspicions which Nsc'er posted that thread, and there never was a 'Fireman Dan', but just a funny story.

Triggaaar · Jul 31, 2019

Thunder Bolt said:
I have my suspicions which Nsc'er posted that thread, and there never was a 'Fireman Dan', but just a funny story.

Partly it was just too stupid to be genuine, but then some people are really ****ing stupid.

albionfan37 · Jul 31, 2019

Triggaaar said:
I was never quite sure if that was a genuine thread.

I have my suspicions that it wasn’t. But that doesn’t really matter some of the responses were absolute genius

That pavilionaire Limerick was something no nscer should miss

albionfan37 · Jul 31, 2019

sheebo said:
‘To be fair I’ve been bashing one out over this bird for ages’ was a particular highlight.

So, to save me going through the thread again (and I’ve forgotten), what was the outcome? And has fireman dan ever posted again?!

The outcome was that he told the ex who naturally lost her shi t and beat him about the head with a nokia and chipped a tooth the friend was furious too as she wasn’t going to spill the beans seems dan didn’t reply after that and I couldn’t say when his last was

Dick Swiveller · Jul 31, 2019

I love this one where you get "Deleted User X18H". Followed by the same post quoted as HB&B.

https://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?154208-Testimonials/page11

Springal · Jul 31, 2019

Dick Swiveller said:
I love this one where you get "Deleted User X18H". Followed by the same post quoted as HB&B.

https://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?154208-Testimonials/page11

I don't remember that thread. Top flouncing

Triggaaar · Jul 31, 2019

Springal said:
I don't remember that thread. Top flouncing

I assume it's the one where HB&B registered another account, and then from that other account said how great a guy HB&B was? The mods found out he was using the same accounts, so they were merged, which made it weird and harder to follow, but still funny.

Papak · Jul 31, 2019

Bold Seagull said:
Does anyone remember the thread where someone got chatting to a telesales girl or phone operator over the phone and it got all flirty and she took pictures of herself to send to him which he posted on here, but was torn about whether he should meet her not because he was in a relationship, then later he did meet her if I recall but felt really guilty?

Yes, I must say it rings a few bells with me but I have read an awful lot of shit on this site in all these years!!!

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