Sod it, can we just sign Mario Balotelli and have some fun

Pavilionaire said:

The guy is playing for Nice, not Barcelona.

n.b - given royalty like to keep to their own, surely Burger KING would be a better option?

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maffew said:

My friend was an underbutler and used to serve the queen, well do the knives and forks

Feckin hell he and his workmates had every variety of weed growing I can name and a nice hydroponics set up and regular orgies with the other staff, he loved his job

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Renegade said:

Do you think he would prefer to live in Brighton or Nice?

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Pavilionaire said:

Why don't you ask him yourself ? He's on Twitter all the time.

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GT49er said:

Problem is all those big money transfers - no doubt with hefty signing on fees and ever rising wages - he's effectively promoted himself beyond his ability. His failure at big clubs - who have quickly shifted him on - has resulted in him being a £100K week plus player when he really just isn't that good. Now there aren't many clubs willing or able to pay him far more than he's actually worth - and I hope we're not one of them. A few months down the line we'd be trying to palm him off (at a loss) to the likes of Palarse or Massive.........

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