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[Football] Joey Barton: Fleetwood Town announce ex-Burnley midfielder as head coach











Herr Tubthumper

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Hope he gets slung inside for this. He has two similar convictions already. I can’t think of a more petty, spiteful, nasty moron in my time. And on top of this he tries desperately to portray himself as some self-styled renaissance man by visiting an art gallery (ensuring there was a film crew to record the moment), his car-crash performance on Question Time and Googling and tweeting quotes by philosophers he most likely cannot spell the name of.

He’s a grade A, first class, monumental bell-end.
 


blue-shifted

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Surely, surely he has had his last job in football? Or am I just being overly optimistic
 






Triggaaar

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Hope he gets slung inside for this. He has two similar convictions already. I can’t think of a more petty, spiteful, nasty moron in my time. And on top of this he tries desperately to portray himself as some self-styled renaissance man by visiting an art gallery (ensuring there was a film crew to record the moment), his car-crash performance on Question Time and Googling and tweeting quotes by philosophers he most likely cannot spell the name of.

He’s a grade A, first class, monumental bell-end.
:bowdown:
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

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:eek:

Edit: oh, you mean the fiesty one. Yes, yes, you're right.

When I was 5, an older boy talked me into walking down from Eley Drive to Rottingdean sea front. Cueue parental panic. I fell over on the way back, and cut me knee. He then ****ed off and left me. I have always thought that Barton reminded me of this boy. Charismatic, engaging, but at the end of the day.....I still have a soft spot for both of them.....my bad.
 




B-right-on

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Hope he gets slung inside for this. He has two similar convictions already. I can’t think of a more petty, spiteful, nasty moron in my time. And on top of this he tries desperately to portray himself as some self-styled renaissance man by visiting an art gallery (ensuring there was a film crew to record the moment), his car-crash performance on Question Time and Googling and tweeting quotes by philosophers he most likely cannot spell the name of.

He’s a grade A, first class, monumental bell-end.

Sums it up for me, he is part of a select few who think they are gods gift, Barton, Roy Keane, Stan Collymore etc..
 




dazzer6666

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Hope he gets slung inside for this. He has two similar convictions already. I can’t think of a more petty, spiteful, nasty moron in my time. And on top of this he tries desperately to portray himself as some self-styled renaissance man by visiting an art gallery (ensuring there was a film crew to record the moment), his car-crash performance on Question Time and Googling and tweeting quotes by philosophers he most likely cannot spell the name of.

He’s a grade A, first class, monumental bell-end.

Very well put.
 




Pavilionaire

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Poor Fleetwood Town. I mean, who could have predicted THIS would happen?
 


Triggaaar

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:eek:

Edit: oh, you mean the fiesty one. Yes, yes, you're right.
You mean the lively one.

Charismatic, engaging, but at the end of the day.....I still have a soft spot for both of them.....my bad.
You should probably seek counselling. Not for the boy that didn't stick around (maybe looking after 5-year-olds with cut knees wasn't his forte, and it's not like he pushed you), but for having a soft spot for Barton. He doesn't seem to have any redeeming features.
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Hope he gets slung inside for this. He has two similar convictions already. I can’t think of a more petty, spiteful, nasty moron in my time. And on top of this he tries desperately to portray himself as some self-styled renaissance man by visiting an art gallery (ensuring there was a film crew to record the moment), his car-crash performance on Question Time and Googling and tweeting quotes by philosophers he most likely cannot spell the name of.

He’s a grade A, first class, monumental bell-end.

I forgot to say snide. He’s a snide **** as well.
 




portlock seagull

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Hope he gets slung inside for this. He has two similar convictions already. I can’t think of a more petty, spiteful, nasty moron in my time. And on top of this he tries desperately to portray himself as some self-styled renaissance man by visiting an art gallery (ensuring there was a film crew to record the moment), his car-crash performance on Question Time and Googling and tweeting quotes by philosophers he most likely cannot spell the name of.

He’s a grade A, first class, monumental bell-end.

Post of the close season HT!! :bowdown:

A most detestable being, but will more likely end up as chairman next, knowing the FAs fit and proper criteria.
 




Herr Tubthumper

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Bevendean Hillbilly

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Post of the close season HT!! :bowdown:

A most detestable being, but will more likely end up as chairman next, knowing the FAs fit and proper criteria.

He’s a scouse though so it won’t be his fault. Like Heysel.
 








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