[Football] Zaha watch - * The SEGW finally managed to escape*

Brok · Aug 13, 2019

LlcoolJ said:
They'll have spunked £55m on Benteke by next summer though. Money well spent!

But...but...but... Benteke is a goal scoring MACHINE.... seems that every time I blink, he's scored another?

No, I'm getting confused. Every time I blink, he's just taken a quid off Palace. Pretty much true, that... work it out...

Easy 10 · Aug 13, 2019

Brok said:
But...but...but... Benteke is a goal scoring MACHINE.... seems that every time I blink, he's scored another?

No, I'm getting confused. Every time I blink, he's just taken a quid off Palace. Pretty much true, that... work it out...

They won't have it though. As [MENTION=14669]LlcoolJ[/MENTION] correctly states, CPFC2010 will have spent just slightly shy of £60m on him by the end of his contract next summer, but apparently the goals he scored in his first season there helped them stave off relegation. So you see he's been worth every penny, even though he's done absolutely NOTHING there since, except for tripping over his own feet, and smashing the ball high into the rusty rafters week in, week out.

At least he saves them an absolute packet in goal bonuses though.

dazzer6666 · Aug 13, 2019

Brok said:
But...but...but... Benteke is a goal scoring MACHINE.... seems that every time I blink, he's scored another?

No, I'm getting confused. Every time I blink, he's just taken a quid off Palace. Pretty much true, that... work it out...

No chance. He gets more than that - you’d have to blink once every 4.65 seconds at £1 a blink to get £130,000 a week. I reckon it’s more like £3 or £4 per blink.

portslade seagull · Aug 13, 2019

Bwian said:
To stop it collapsing perhaps?

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More seats being installed facing the other way. Saves them having to watch that dross

Uh_huh_him · Aug 13, 2019

Easy 10 said:
At least he saves them an absolute packet in goal bonuses though.

schmunk · Aug 13, 2019

Brok said:
But...but...but... Benteke is a goal scoring MACHINE.... seems that every time I blink, he's scored another?

No, I'm getting confused. Every time I blink, he's just taken a quid off Palace. Pretty much true, that... work it out...

To paraphrase Bono, "every time Palace pay Benteke a pound, a child dies".

That's on you, Nigels.

Horses Arse · Aug 13, 2019

golddene said:
Absolutely agree with "Potterball" but by Christ it winds our "friendly rivals" up, what's not to like ?

Oh go on then. I'm in. #potterball

Bevendean Hillbilly · Aug 13, 2019

Easy 10 said:
Apologies, was probably a late-night reading session. I can never remember who says what on here, but sometimes a gem emerges that sticks in the mind, even if the author later becomes blurred.

SEGW / BETM both worthy additions, plus of course the Stad de Clad (again, I can't recall who actually coined that one - wasn't you was it ?).

Oh I WISH but no..no. It wasn’t.

Mr Putdown · Aug 13, 2019

dadams2k11 said:
You lot don't like that word do you. Get used to it TRS.

I can’t talk for him/her but personally I’m loving it.

Mr Putdown · Aug 13, 2019

papajaff said:
Fvck me you're boring

Now that’s irony personified.

jimhigham · Aug 13, 2019

Mr Putdown said:
Apparently, and I’m not joking, it’s to clean out the gutters.

Fair play to Mr Putdown. He's welcome to a thumbs up for that one.

Mr Putdown · Aug 13, 2019

rippleman said:
It's amazing how you have to explain even the most basic words and meanings to our daft palace chums. At times it's like being in charge of a creche of four year olds. Bless 'em

It’s even more amazing that someone will happily post that sort of stupidity and think they are being clever.

drew · Aug 13, 2019

Postman Pat said:
So scaffolding up at Stad de Clad, start of the development or adding more cladding?

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Perhaps this is the start of the long awaited development, taking an idea from the Russians.

LlcoolJ · Aug 14, 2019

Mr Putdown said:
It’s even more amazing that someone will happily post that sort of stupidity and think they are being clever.

Every time you show some semblance of being a reasonable and non GOON squad bloke, you let yourself down.

Absolutely no need. Why make a fool of yourself? Again.

Embarrassing as you're clearly not a 10 year old (mentally) like Dougie. I reckon you're a decent bloke but one who can't help posting crap on a rival team's message board.

Which makes you a little bit socially deficient. I mean, who would do that.....? It's sad.

Harry Wilson's tackle · Aug 14, 2019

Easy 10 said:
Apologies, was probably a late-night reading session. I can never remember who says what on here, but sometimes a gem emerges that sticks in the mind, even if the author later becomes blurred.

SEGW / BETM both worthy additions, plus of course the Stad de Clad (again, I can't recall who actually coined that one - wasn't you was it ?).

Laureats of NSC doing the bum sniff excuse-me?

You are both lovely. That's all that matters. :bowdown:

Harry Wilson's tackle · Aug 14, 2019

drew said:
Perhaps this is the start of the long awaited development, taking an idea from the Russians.

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That stadium doesn't look remotely dangerous. Season ticket there? I would. But I'd need to sniff a few mgs of PCP, TCP and crack first. Come on then! Last one up is a n*****p***c*** according to Peter Cook.

LlcoolJ · Aug 14, 2019

Harry Wilson's tackle said:
That stadium doesn't look remotely dangerous. Season ticket there? I would. But I'd need to sniff a few mgs of PCP, TCP and crack first. Come on then! Last one up is a n*****p***c*** according to Peter Cook.

Looks infinitely safer and less ramshackle than the tottering choss pile that the Jesters like to watch their (ex) hero fall over in.

Harry Wilson's tackle · Aug 14, 2019

LlcoolJ said:
Looks infinitely safer and less ramshackle than the tottering choss pile that the Jesters like to watch their (ex) hero fall over in.

Beggers can't be choosers....

Not Andy Naylor · Aug 14, 2019

Apparently the Palace players told Wilf to sort his head out and play properly before last Saturday's epic against Everton.

Andros Townsend went on twitter to say the players' meeting 'categorically didn't happen'.

A footballer using the word 'categorically' on his Twitter account? Maybe. Mamadou Sakho taking the role of dressing room leader? Who knows or cares? But a Palace supporter such as Neil Ashton making up a story like that? I doubt it.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9709151/zaha-crystal-palace-truce-sakho-meeting/

father_and_son · Aug 14, 2019

Not Andy Naylor said:
Apparently the Palace players told Wilf to sort his head out and play properly before last Saturday's epic against Everton.

Andros Townsend went on twitter to say the players' meeting 'categorically didn't happen'.

A footballer using the word 'categorically' on his Twitter account? Maybe. Mamadou Sakho taking the role of dressing room leader? Who knows or cares? But a Palace supporter such as Neil Ashton making up a story like that? I doubt it.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9709151/zaha-crystal-palace-truce-sakho-meeting/

Or Andros wasn't invited to the meeting..?

Sour grapes because he's not one of the 'in' crowd?

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