This is a double winner . . . There would be 20000 outside with comfy seats, flasks and posh pies, possibly,grumbling a bit, whilst 45000 walk inside, having happily paid hard cash for standing and singing. Loudly with rude words.
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[Albion] Help the club by suggesting more palatable ways they can screw every last penny out of us.
- Thread starter Stat Brother
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Seasidesage
New member
Waiter service to your seat with a 'special' pint sized glass of unspecified origin for customers paying £199.99 per season...
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,199
Charge people to use the lifts to get to the WSU
Pickles
Well-known member
- May 5, 2014
- 1,315
Normally Stat, I find your threads an illogical annoyance. However, well played on this, for once.
Barber's next move, has to be a chargeable (naturally) half time drinks system,like the theatre, or a fee to be able to even have the privilege of buying a drink.
All those years ago, when we were fighting to save this club, I do wonder what monster we may have created...........
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,071
Sponsor a player’s car petrol tank: for just £9999 per season, you have exclusive access to their milometer readings with detailed analysis including average miles per hour every month; plus first refusal on paying their speeding and parking tickets.
Or take out the Deluxe package which includes all of the above AND a signed photograph of said car - for just £4999 extra!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s sale of the f ucking century!
Or take out the Deluxe package which includes all of the above AND a signed photograph of said car - for just £4999 extra!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s sale of the f ucking century!
- Apr 5, 2014
- 23,537
Bwian
Kiss my (_!_)
- Jul 14, 2003
- 15,898
portlock seagull
Why? Why us?
- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,071
Naming rights to your very own Seagull for just £10! But hurry, with only 2.5 million birds on the Sussex coastline this offer is only valid whilst flocks last!
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,310
Free pint of Harveys (*) included for early bird season ticket renewal.
(*) Free pint does not include plastic pint glass priced at at £5.99
(*) Free pint does not include plastic pint glass priced at at £5.99
disgruntled h blocker
Active member
Charge 10p for a fork for my pie. I would actually consider paying that! But I guess they have been banned like flasks.
Normally Stat I like your threads including the wind-ups. This one was a great idea, loved it, thanks. 
Frankie
Put him in the curry
Water down the fosters a bit more , make every game a cat A game (dreadful policy as it is ) , and A facial hair tax .
- Thread starter
- #133
What about a tax on Mustard coloured jumpers?
KNC
Well-known member
Now this I would pay for.
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
and one on people with sensible, all over, Grade 5 haircuts just to be sure.
Hampster Gull
New member
- Dec 22, 2010
- 13,462
Join the team on their annual December piss up, this year in Manchester. £500 fee to the club and the fans have to whip around to pay for the players during the evening.
Arkwright
Arkwright
Similar to snooker charge for lighting on a timed meter, floodlights are on a meter and fans will have to put in a £1 each per 30 minutes. Non payment meaning no lights. Income, 30,000 x 2 hours = £120,000 extra for cup games with extra time and penalties.
Iggle Piggle
Well-known member
- Sep 3, 2010
- 5,322
We've had snow dogs. We've had giant snails. The obvious next step is painted seagulls in and around Brighton. Whilst the Martlets is a great cause, I'd put the frighteners on them and have the money go towards Jurgens wages instead.