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[Misc] Birthday present ideas
- Thread starter Triggaaar
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AmexRuislip
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cloud
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Need some more details as middle aged men don’t all like the same things. Footy fan? Car fan? Film fan?
albionfan37
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Get him a bj he’ll thank u for it
Only if someone else gives him Viagra as a present
jakarta
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I believe the standard mid-life crisis Present to oneself is either a Sports Car or one of those Hardly Ableson Motorcycles?
AmexRuislip
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FatSuperman
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- Feb 25, 2016
- 2,830
How about some Vegemite iSnack 2.0?
Nice bit of jewellery
- Thread starter
- #12
Well I didn't mention anything as I thought most would just try and make a joke anyway, and I thought some general recommendations would be good for others too, but since you ask:
He's a footy fan
Plays darts
Drinks bitter
Has a family
Runs a lot
Er, that's about it.
Right-o. As [MENTION=29954]albionfan37[/MENTION] says, a bj.
- Thread starter
- #14
Thanks for putting yourself forward, I'll pass on your details.
albionfan37
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You need use of boobs too and mine don’t cut the mustard
Take him and his family to watch the footy in a pub with a dartboard then chase him home.
studio150
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Middle aged men don't need presents. Donate the value of the birthday gift to a charity and provide a certificate detailing the donation on his behalf.
Taybha
Whalewhine
Waders .