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[Humour] Have you ever passed out?









sydney

sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,750
town full of eejits
i have passed out twice in my life ...both times hogging a camberwell carrot when i should have been on my way home if not in bed.......it's not life threatening , unless you do it in front of a train or bus ....etc.
 


Lush

Lush

Mods' Pet
Jul 5, 2003
13,409
Wherever I lay my hat, that's my hat.
Low blood pressure meant I used to go a bit woozy/leg wobbly when going up in a lift.

Funnily enough the worst experience was going up in the lift at the Next in Worthing. I had to have a sit down in childrenswear.
 


happypig

happypig

Staring at the rude boys
May 23, 2009
7,955
Eastbourne
Keeled over at the Brixton Academy while the support band were playing (Tenpole Tudor). Dehydration/heat I think, had a couple of pints of water and was good to go when the Clash came on.
 




Wrong-Direction

Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,415
You can tell it was a Phillips driver
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Wrong-Direction

Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,415
LamieRobertson said:
I don't think he's quite ready to take on a more senior role in the business just yet....so you will just have to keep soldiering on for another ten years
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Have you painted that awful kitchen yet?

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rogersix

rogersix

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2014
7,902
Mackenzie said:
Only once.

I got kicked in the knee by a horse in the parade ring at Bath racecourse. Bust my knee cap. I think it was the shock rather than the pain, although it did smart a little.

:lolol:
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wot happened to your patella?
if i could be so nosy!
 




rogersix

rogersix

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2014
7,902
FatSuperman said:
Mine is way more impressive than all of these tales. I once banged my elbow on my desk (a mate came up behind me and made me jump), totally innocuous, I immediately stood up to assault him and that's when the pain hit. It was ridiculous, it barely made a noise but something about that spot must be bad news, anyway I just fell like a log apparently, hit my face square on the desk on the way down. Woke up under the desk a few moments later.

So, whilst a screwdriver through the hand might sound bad, I can assure you, bumping your arm on a desk is far more serious.
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quality.
i'm most impressed at your "devil may care" attitude to life.
and potential death.
you don't have to answer, obv, but have you had special forces training? ???
 






rogersix

rogersix

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2014
7,902
cheshunt seagull said:
Cut the tip of my finger off pruning some ivy during the royal wedding in 2011. Apparently I passed out whilst sitting at the table immediately afterwards. Thankfully the minor injuries unit was empty as everyone was watching the wedding so I was seen quickly and the tip was re-attached. It is still in place, although I have almost no sensation there. Played it safe and watched the wedding on Saturday.
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:lolol::lolol::lolol:
 








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