Always good as a customer to be polite back to anyone in those roles. Not nice to see rude customers.
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[Misc] Jobs you would never do
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Always good as a customer to be polite back to anyone in those roles. Not nice to see rude customers.
jonnyrovers
mostly tinpot
Even for the guiltiest of criminals, a good defence is essential for a robust conviction. If a jury find you guilty despite your defence case being 100% fought to the wire, the justice system can feel reassured that you absolutely are guilty. In my opinion the lawyers defending even the guiltiest rapists & murderers are doing an amazing and essential job, and probably being paid handsomely for doing so.
The Man from Del Monte
He say yes!
- Nov 27, 2018
- 76
Yes.
Ripping people off all day and selling them shit sounds fun to me
Robinjakarta
Well-known member
Sh*t shoveller. In Nara, Japan, there's a huge park with loads of deer roaming free. And I actually saw an aforesaid, sh*t shoveller scooping deer sh*t up. Where it ended up, I have no idea.
SouthCoastOwl
New member
Every financial year, April to April you know, collecting all the phlegm what Winston Churchill had gobbed out into his bucket by the bed.
Trump's tweet suggestion editor.
grubbyhands
Well-known member
To feed the family and put a roof over them I’d ultimately do any job. Why should the state step in if I can’t be arsed to do a particular job
Gotta agree with that HG. The 20 pound notes you earn doing that buys the same essentials as the same notes earned being anything else IMHO.
If I was desperate I don't think there's any job I wouldn't do. Anybody that would rather sit at home eating crisps and raking in benefits because they think having a type of available job is beneath them can do one. Get to work you lazy little git.
I used to clean toilets for a living. It’s not actually that bad
schmunk
"Members"
Is she a supply teacher...?
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Ringing up total strangers to remind them of the recent accident they had (that wasn't their fault).
999 call handler
For the genuine emergencies, the pressure borne out of a need for clarity of thought under pressure must be enormous. I also wouldn't be able to stop myself calling the people who call the police because they got the wrong pizza and the like utter clueless ****wits, which while satisfying is probably highly unprofessional...
For the genuine emergencies, the pressure borne out of a need for clarity of thought under pressure must be enormous. I also wouldn't be able to stop myself calling the people who call the police because they got the wrong pizza and the like utter clueless ****wits, which while satisfying is probably highly unprofessional...
nwgull
Well-known member
Teacher. University degree plus year post grad to end up working more hours per year than an average 9-5 (yes, even with the 13 weeks holiday) for average pay and having to deal with a world of shit from all angles.
Yes, this.
There are jobs that I wouldn't do, on ethical / moral grounds, but nothing that I'd turn my nose up, as 'beneath me'.
sydney
tinky ****in winky
hand out religious propaganda, work in an abattoir , do pedicures , be a proctologist.
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
"So, what do you do?"
"I'm a proctologist, and I've seen more noughts than the Crystal Palace scoreboard..."
sydney
tinky ****in winky
"So, what do you do?"
"I'm a proctologist, and I've seen more noughts than the Crystal Palace scoreboard..."
i'm thinking of putting Mr Stumble & Tumble in my dream team ....that would make me a gynaecologist , that would be my dream job but until i've finished my studies i'll stick to building stuff.
kjgood
Well-known member
Prison Officer