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Ernest

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
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LOONEY BIN
One of my MATES from the Cliftonville 'TRICKY Trevor' got a job a couple of months AGO working in London issuing PARKING fines and as I'm regarded to be of the same INTELLIGANCE of Stephen HAWKINS I came up with a FAIL safe plan to FLEECE the GULLIBLE and stupid people of LONDON of which there is MANY.

Trevor sends me the ORIGINAL photo of some car parked up and then I PHOTO shop it to make look like another CAR and we send them a PCN notice from Parking ENFORCEMENT Notice issue SOUTH' and tell them to pay £50 as soon as possible to ENREST @ P.E.N.I.S or further action will be TAKEN.

This has been going SWIMMINGLY for WEAKS and the CLIFTONVILLE has been doing MASSIVE business as it's been TREBLES all round until yesterday when some NOB refused to pay and said it's some kind of SCAM and he is going to report it to MI5 and put it on a MASSIVE web site.

This is quite WORRYING as we have a MASSIVE WC party planned for Saturday and I promised a couple of STRIPPERS if England WIN and I was BANKING on this weeks PROCEEDS to FUND it.

Now has the GRAVY train hit the BUFFERS or am I going to be EXPOSED on WATCHDOG as being a SCAM artist ???

How am I going to get out of this and pay for the STRIPPERS on Saturday or will I have to DIG out my old CHIPPENDALE outfit out again and hope it FITS ???
 




Beach Hut

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
71,958
Living In a Box
Top bombing
 




Tim Over Whelmed

Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
10,188
Arundel
Great work UNREST, can't you and HILDA do a double act
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,909
Faversham
Given the related thread I took a look. More trolling from the fake socialist. Bully. And on this occasion, tosser.
 








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LVGull

New member
May 13, 2016
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Ernest said:
One of my MATES from the Cliftonville 'TRICKY Trevor' got a job a couple of months AGO working in London issuing PARKING fines and as I'm regarded to be of the same INTELLIGANCE of Stephen HAWKINS I came up with a FAIL safe plan to FLEECE the GULLIBLE and stupid people of LONDON of which there is MANY.

Trevor sends me the ORIGINAL photo of some car parked up and then I PHOTO shop it to make look like another CAR and we send them a PCN notice from Parking ENFORCEMENT Notice issue SOUTH' and tell them to pay £50 as soon as possible to ENREST @ P.E.N.I.S or further action will be TAKEN.

This has been going SWIMMINGLY for WEAKS and the CLIFTONVILLE has been doing MASSIVE business as it's been TREBLES all round until yesterday when some NOB refused to pay and said it's some kind of SCAM and he is going to report it to MI5 and put it on a MASSIVE web site.

This is quite WORRYING as we have a MASSIVE WC party planned for Saturday and I promised a couple of STRIPPERS if England WIN and I was BANKING on this weeks PROCEEDS to FUND it.

Now has the GRAVY train hit the BUFFERS or am I going to be EXPOSED on WATCHDOG as being a SCAM artist ???

How am I going to get out of this and pay for the STRIPPERS on Saturday or will I have to DIG out my old CHIPPENDALE outfit out again and hope it FITS ???
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Yawn
 




AmexRuislip

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,801
Ruislip
Ernest said:
One of my MATES from the Cliftonville 'TRICKY Trevor' got a job a couple of months AGO working in London issuing PARKING fines and as I'm regarded to be of the same INTELLIGANCE of Stephen HAWKINS I came up with a FAIL safe plan to FLEECE the GULLIBLE and stupid people of LONDON of which there is MANY.

Trevor sends me the ORIGINAL photo of some car parked up and then I PHOTO shop it to make look like another CAR and we send them a PCN notice from Parking ENFORCEMENT Notice issue SOUTH' and tell them to pay £50 as soon as possible to ENREST @ P.E.N.I.S or further action will be TAKEN.

This has been going SWIMMINGLY for WEAKS and the CLIFTONVILLE has been doing MASSIVE business as it's been TREBLES all round until yesterday when some NOB refused to pay and said it's some kind of SCAM and he is going to report it to MI5 and put it on a MASSIVE web site.

This is quite WORRYING as we have a MASSIVE WC party planned for Saturday and I promised a couple of STRIPPERS if England WIN and I was BANKING on this weeks PROCEEDS to FUND it.

Now has the GRAVY train hit the BUFFERS or am I going to be EXPOSED on WATCHDOG as being a SCAM artist ???

How am I going to get out of this and pay for the STRIPPERS on Saturday or will I have to DIG out my old CHIPPENDALE outfit out again and hope it FITS ???
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This is about as funny as that Ruislip van story.
Oh wait that was at my expense :rolleyes::yawn:
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,909
Faversham
AmexRuislip said:
This is about as funny as that Ruislip van story.
Oh wait that was at my expense :rolleyes::yawn:
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The trouble with you, mate is you've go no sense of humour. Still, you'll be properly sorted out and saved when Boris is PM. Sorry, I mean Corbyn. Sorry! Yes, rah rah Corbyn.

There's long term trolling, and there's the one off. All brought to us with oodles of narcissism and a refreshing lack of empathy. :love:
 




AmexRuislip

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
33,801
Ruislip
Harry Wilson's tackle said:
The trouble with you, mate is you've go no sense of humour. Still, you'll be properly sorted out and saved when Boris is PM. Sorry, I mean Corbyn. Sorry! Yes, rah rah Corbyn.

There's long term trolling, and there's the one off. All brought to us with oodles of narcissism and a refreshing lack of empathy. :love:
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Right on brother, or even sister, as I've never met you :cool:
Boris would be a breathe of fresh hair :rolleyes:, unlike that bald open university cretin, that is Corbyn :lolol:
 








Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,909
Faversham
AmexRuislip said:
Right on brother, or even sister, as I've never met you :cool:
Boris would be a breathe of fresh hair :rolleyes:, unlike that bald open university cretin, that is Corbyn :lolol:
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Steady, we run the risk of deailing this fantastic thread.
 




Beach Hut

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
71,958
Living In a Box
Harry Wilson's tackle said:
Given the related thread I took a look. More trolling from the fake socialist. Bully. And on this occasion, tosser.
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If you knew Enrest I can assure you he is not a bully, he can be a very naughty boy at times.
 
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Eeyore

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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Beach Hut said:
If you knew Enrest I can assure you he is not a bully, he can be a very naughty boy at times.
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[MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] is about as much a bully as the biggest WEED in Timidtown. One of the most mild mannered and generous souls I've met at the Albion over the years.

I think him and Big Hilda should simply charge the regulars at the Cliftonville to LEAVE once he gets up to do his FULL ENGLISH MONTY. They'll make more than that parking scam.
 




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