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[Albion] Getting an albion joke into a grooms speech
- Thread starter juliant
- Start date
Some sort of Gully strip-o-gram. Strippers always go down well at weddings.
Obviously get them to take the bodysuit off first. Could be quite the sight, a naked Doris with a huge seagull head.
Just me then?
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Obviously get them to take the bodysuit off first. Could be quite the sight, a naked Doris with a huge seagull head.
Just me then?
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
"For the last 2 weeks, I made the point of turning away from all technology and media, and really focusing on thinking about our exciting future together. I decided to think about amazing examples of people working together to achieve something amazing. I am inspired by so many strong partnerships but there is one which I really feel can act as an amazing example of sticking together through thick and thin. A unity which I want to replicate with you, my wife.
That bond between Chris Hughton and my beloved Brighton and Ho......."
That bond between Chris Hughton and my beloved Brighton and Ho......."
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
I got married during the season so I was able to tell everyone what the half time (or was it full time?) score from Maine Road was. 1-1 if I recall. It was what people really wanted to know.
tronnogull
Well-known member
- May 17, 2010
- 554
When I got married nearly 40 years ago, my best man painted a horrible but perhaps realistic picture of my demeanour when the Albion weren't doing well and went on to say that my wife had better realise that she was marrying me for better, for worse, and even if the Albion lose. ( And on that day we actually went down 4-1 at Liverpool...)
Simontheseagull
Eye from the sky
Sneak out of the reception for a pee and return in the full Albion kit singing "you don't know what you're doing"
Brightonfan1983
Tiny member
Congrats, and maybe post the video of your speech later in the year? If you manage to Albion-reference the heck out of it?!
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
She's forbidden anything to do with the Albion? Are you sure you want to marry her?
Call the wedding off.
Ah ok, fair enough.
Sorry, is that it? Please tell me that's not it.
tinycowboy
Well-known member
Maybe instead of saying "I do", surprise and delight all the Albion fans attending the service by screaming "Stoooooorrreeeeeerrrr". It's sure to raise a smile on your fiancée's face.
I edited my groom's speech and opted not to say:
"It's fantastic having my favourite people in the world gathered here in Kent today... although they're currently one-nil down to Gillingham with above 15 minutes to play, which is pretty disappointing."
Oh well.
"It's fantastic having my favourite people in the world gathered here in Kent today... although they're currently one-nil down to Gillingham with above 15 minutes to play, which is pretty disappointing."
Oh well.
Codner pharmaceuticals
Well-known member
A bit of self-deprecation goes down well - I’ve started best man’s speeches with excuse me if I’m a little nervous as I’m a Brighton fan and don’t usually see such big crowds... (I did them when this was probably true)
Iggle Piggle
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- Sep 3, 2010
- 5,312
When the Vicar says repeat after me and gets to 'For richer, for poorer' say 'For Richer, Zamora'. Trust me, she will find it well funny and give you a blowie on wedding night.
We had Sussex by the sea playing as we left the church, tables named after albion players (stick all the relatives you don't like on Jurgen Locadia) and a reference to Phil Prosser in the best man's speach. Plenty of opportunities.
We had Sussex by the sea playing as we left the church, tables named after albion players (stick all the relatives you don't like on Jurgen Locadia) and a reference to Phil Prosser in the best man's speach. Plenty of opportunities.
Nothing gets past her legs (apologies wrong answer was ment to be I call my wife's legs Duffy and Dunk)
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
Could always enter a plea of mitigation, 65 mins into your speech and come clean about your love affair.............................
Of the Albion.
Dorset Seagull
Once Dolphin, Now Seagull
I’d avoid talking about attacking the box more than the Albion