I am gone.....

Dan Aitch

New member

May 31, 2013

2,287

• Jul 19, 2014

• #21

Lose your car keys and get a taxi.

 

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BrianWade4

Well-known member

Aug 17, 2010

3,152

A nice bit of South London

• Jul 20, 2014

• Thread starter
• #22

A mex eyecan said:

Easy matey, have a nice bottle of red ..
When the big moment comes and you need to hold on think of something distracting ( maybe the semi bald fat idiot wSL), that always Clears your head ......

Then you are free to carry on and on ..

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Sound advice fella.....

 

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BrianWade4

Well-known member

Aug 17, 2010

3,152

A nice bit of South London

• Jul 20, 2014

• Thread starter
• #23

Pavilionaire said:

11 years = 11 pints. You are drinking for love. X

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Genuinely touched by that response

 

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BrianWade4

Well-known member

Aug 17, 2010

3,152

A nice bit of South London

• Jul 20, 2014

• Thread starter
• #24

Gonna dry bumsex..... Will report back

 

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BrianWade4

Well-known member

Aug 17, 2010

3,152

A nice bit of South London

• Jul 20, 2014

• Thread starter
• #25

empire said:

maybe get a life,your out with your beloved of11 years but feel the need to go on a forum,sad very sad

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To be fair, she went for a 'dirt'.

 

Javeaseagull

Well-known member

Feb 22, 2014

2,495

• Jul 20, 2014

• #26

I was happily married for 30 years. My wife wasn't.

 

Seagull on the wing

New member

Sep 22, 2010

7,458

Hailsham

• Jul 20, 2014

• #27

The Birdman said:

My 34 anniversary coming up and I taking her to BHA quiz as a treat !!!

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That's the stuff...you know how to treat a lady...

 

Pavilionaire

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

30,564

• Jul 20, 2014

• #28

BrianWade4 said:

Gonna dry bumsex..... Will report back

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Bated breath all round, then.

 

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BrianWade4

Well-known member

Aug 17, 2010

3,152

A nice bit of South London

• Jul 20, 2014

• Thread starter
• #29

Didn't go well. One of is feeling guilty. The other is snoring, over and out

 

fat old seagull

New member

Sep 8, 2005

5,239

Rural Ringmer

• Jul 20, 2014

• #30

2 miles....the distance between Streatham South and Selhurst

 

Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

5,352

'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Jul 20, 2014

• #31

Roll her over and slip her a length right now, before the Viagra wears off

 

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Spicy

We're going up.

Dec 18, 2003

6,038

London

• Jul 20, 2014

• #32

BrianWade4 said:

Didn't go well. One of is feeling guilty. The other is snoring, over and out

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You were enjoying a night with your wife and you created an NSC thread on which you posted 6 times. What a loser!! I am surprised she didn't fall asleep at dinner over your talk of obsession with football boards and the internet.

 

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Spicy

We're going up.

Dec 18, 2003

6,038

London

• Jul 20, 2014

• #33

Spun Cuppa said:

Roll her over and slip her a length right now, before the Viagra wears off

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Classy - bet you are interesting to spend a night with.

 

Psychobilly freakout

HellBilly

Feb 23, 2009

22,984

Brighton factually.....

• Jul 20, 2014

• #34

BrianWade4 said:

Gonna dry bumsex..... Will report back

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I've heard its better if lubricated, rather than dry.........

 

Psychobilly freakout

HellBilly

Feb 23, 2009

22,984

Brighton factually.....

• Jul 20, 2014

• #35

BrianWade4 said:

Didn't go well. One of is feeling guilty. The other is snoring, over and out

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So the dry bum sex was a none starter, maybe the wife was all tuckered out after messing about with the wine waiter's cork screw........

 

Brighton TID

New member

Jul 24, 2005

1,741

Horsham

• Jul 20, 2014

• #36

Psychobilly freakout said:

I've heard its better if lubricated, rather than dry.........

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KY?

 

Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic

Jan 13, 2013

6,371

Sheffield

• Jul 20, 2014

• #37

BrianWade4 said:

Didn't go well. One of is feeling guilty. The other is snoring, over and out

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Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

5,352

'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Jul 20, 2014

• #38

Spicy said:

Classy - bet you are interesting to spend a night with.

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As it happens, the last (many, many) time(s) I had secks, I was on my own

 

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Spicy

We're going up.

Dec 18, 2003

6,038

London

• Jul 20, 2014

• #39

Spun Cuppa said:

As it happens, the last (many, many) time(s) I had secks, I was on my own

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Fair enough.

 

Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D

Sep 16, 2011

4,959

Worthing

• Jul 20, 2014

• #40

In the great words of [MENTION=17434]firemandan[/MENTION] - did you fold it in?