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[NSC] What the **** are Dick Me Down Shorts?







PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004
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Trufflehound

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Aug 5, 2003
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Shorts worn by girls looking for dick apparently.

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Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!


BNthree

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Sep 14, 2016
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I think they were called "hot pants" in old money.
 












Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,133
Eastbourne
Generic looking females wearing generic looking shorts. They all look the same to me I'm afraid.

I always struggle to understand these sayings, too. If you "dick someone down" doesn't that mean you smack them with your manhood until they fall over? Would be funny to watch, but inevitably ungratifying from a sexual perspective (for me, at least..) :shrug:
 




Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Oct 27, 2003
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Thankfully I'm WFH today but I think in many offices that page might be classed as NSFW - thanks OP :facepalm:
 














Albion my Albion

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Thankfully I'm WFH today but I think in many offices that page might be classed as NSFW - thanks OP :facepalm:

I never told you to click on it. You knew the title of the website. If they are that sensitive at your work place then maybe you shouldn't be clicking on websites named "Dick Me Down Shorts" on NSC.
 


Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patreon
Oct 27, 2003
20,938
The arse end of Hangleton
I never told you to click on it. You knew the title of the website. If they are that sensitive at your work place then maybe you shouldn't be clicking on websites named "Dick Me Down Shorts" on NSC.

Or maybe you should follow the NSC convention of starting the subject line with NSFW. I didn't know what the term meant - I 'heard' it with an Aussie accent and so assumed it was about Outback shorts. You clearly don't work in a mainstream corporate office.
 



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