SirDouglasLoft
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- Jul 4, 2008
- 6,876
Are twats.
FACT.
FACT.
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Market Porter
Or The Globe
Wrong...HAVE twats
deletebeepbeepbeep
Well-known member
- May 12, 2009
- 20,959
I love women 
byf
New member
I fully agree, they are absolute twats, well the ones ive met have been.
Mind games, head fcuking and nonsence!
Mind games, head fcuking and nonsence!
philsussex
New member
Illogical creatures.
dannyboy
tfso!
youre not wrong , planning my 40 th i said to her she should invite a couple of her mates if she wants. so she goes on facebook and invites 40 f***ing people. its at our house for f*** sake. ive never heard of half of them , some of them are her f***ing geek IT work colleagues from years ago.
now shes sulking upstairs , f***ing bint
ill relax now
now shes sulking upstairs , f***ing bint
ill relax now
Oh dear 
Maybe it's you rather than them ?
Maybe it's you rather than them ?
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
I like the noises women make in the night when the ballgags are slightly tongueily loosened. A quick thwack to the nasal bridge with a rolled up magaine and a basic announcement that i am there and watching and will never let them leave generally brings things back to the way they were and shouldn't be.
deletebeepbeepbeep
Well-known member
- May 12, 2009
- 20,959
"Lets just get on the internet and call my wife a f***ing bint".
Market Porter
Or The Globe
Therapy NSC style
ali jenkins
Thanks to Guinness Dave
Women are a f***ing pain in the arse, but wanking gets boring after a while so I suppose we need them!!
robinsonsgrin
Well-known member
i am offended..... is a woman!
skipper734
Registered ruffian
If there were no women there wouldn't be any wanking. (Unless you are gay of course.) 
Give us the story then SirDoug!
brighton_girl87
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- Jul 18, 2006
- 2,319
There are plenty of girls out there who will want an "indie" looking guy such as yourself 
I love women
This
Scotty Mac
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- Jul 13, 2003
- 24,405
Facts about Women
1. They are filthier than Men, don't believe they are not.
2. They like bastards and Men that treat them like shit, treat them mean and keep them keen is a fact.
3. They are lying when they say size doesn't matter
4. They tell their friends every minute detail about your sexual performance
5. They are more shallow than Men, the myth about the opposite is not true
6. They are like monkeys moving from branch to branch, when they finish with you you can guarantee they have have someone else lined up
7. If they say you are sweet move on
But we still love them
1. They are filthier than Men, don't believe they are not.
2. They like bastards and Men that treat them like shit, treat them mean and keep them keen is a fact.
3. They are lying when they say size doesn't matter
4. They tell their friends every minute detail about your sexual performance
5. They are more shallow than Men, the myth about the opposite is not true
6. They are like monkeys moving from branch to branch, when they finish with you you can guarantee they have have someone else lined up
7. If they say you are sweet move on
But we still love them
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
Colossal Squid
Returning video tapes
That may well be the best post I have ever read on this forum