Which Bird will you be Roasting this Christmas/Winterval?

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brianwade

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• Nov 19, 2018

• #101

5 birds

crodonilson said:

I'm having a 5 bird roast this year, succulent and juicy, should be one of the best yet.

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So you're happy that 5 separate birds will die for your gluttonous pleasure . Looking at your pic I recommend a salad this year and leave those poor harmless little birdies alone

 

Westdene Seagull

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• Nov 19, 2018

• #102

brianwade said:

So you're happy that 5 separate birds will die for your gluttonous pleasure . Looking at your pic I recommend a salad this year and leave those poor harmless little birdies alone

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Oh shit .... we have a vegan !

 

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BensGrandad

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• Nov 19, 2018

• #103

a report in today's papers suggests that many are giving up turkey and changing to Rib of Beef for this year. We will have Turkey, with Pork and Gammon for Christmas and Beef for New Years Day

 

Stat Brother

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• Nov 19, 2018

• #104

Or cockerel.

 

Sussexscots

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• Nov 19, 2018

• #105

Rib of beef. Much easier to cook and serve IMO for a large party of people and tastier than Turkey which I've never much cared for.

 

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BensGrandad

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Sussexscots said:

Rib of beef. Much easier to cook and serve IMO for a large party of people and tastier than Turkey which I've never much cared for.

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you are one of those backing up the report in post no 103

 

crodonilson

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• Nov 19, 2018

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• #107

BensGrandad said:

you are one of those backing up the report in post no 103

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I bet you’ve roasted some birds in your time BG, what’s your preference?

 

*Gullsworth*

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• Nov 19, 2018

• #108

Just back from a 2 day break at a country house hotel. On the menu on the second night was Peacock. Having admired the hotels several birds a few hours before I was slightly caught of balance and refused the chance of tasting one bird I have never eaten or possibly have the chance to try again.

 

jakarta

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• Nov 19, 2018

• #109

Westdene Seagull said:

Oh shit .... we have a vegan !

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Well seeing as we have him, how are we going to cook him?

 

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BensGrandad

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• Nov 19, 2018

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crodonilson said:

I bet you’ve roasted some birds in your time BG, what’s your preference?

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My preference is Turkey because as a child in the 40s the Christmas treat was a Capon.

 

Westdene Seagull

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• Nov 19, 2018

• #111

jakarta said:

Well seeing as we have him, how are we going to cook him?

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Spit roasted ..... I'm sure he'll enjoy it.

 

Albion my Albion

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• Nov 19, 2018

• #112

I've often thought of cooking my mrs but this year my son will have a partner around for the "holiday period" so maybe we will cook that bird.

I almost died when he showed me her picture on the internet. Yes, she's a model and she models underwear. If only I was years younger.

Don't worry. I've been behaving myself when he brings her around.

 

desprateseagull

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• Nov 29, 2018

• #113

maffew said:

Did you just finish it must have been massive

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i didn't have the whole turkey!

 

dazzer6666

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• Nov 29, 2018

• #114

Albion my Albion said:

I've often thought of cooking my mrs but this year my son will have a partner around for the "holiday period" so maybe we will cook that bird.

I almost died when he showed me her picture on the internet. Yes, she's a model and she models underwear. If only I was years younger.

Don't worry. I've been behaving myself when he brings her around.

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Merry Christmas [emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji23]

 

crodonilson

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• Nov 12, 2020

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• #115

To ensure a covid secure Christmas day we'll be sticking to the rule of 6 so I'll only be roasting a goose this Christmas Day.

 

crodonilson

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• Nov 24, 2020

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• #116

Price of 6kg+ butterball turkeys lowest in a number of years according to my friend Jeremy who works in the meat industry.

 

AmexRuislip

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• Nov 24, 2020

• #117

crodonilson said:

Price of 6kg+ butterball turkeys lowest in a number of years according to my friend Jeremy who works in the meat industry.

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No offence meant, but isn't that another name for the porn industry

 

Hamilton

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• Nov 24, 2020

• #118

Peahen

 

LlcoolJ

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• Nov 24, 2020

• #119

Katy Perry. Well, in an ideal World.....

 

Live by the sea

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• Nov 24, 2020

• #120

LlcoolJ said:

Katy Perry. Well, in an ideal World.....

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Funny how we all have different tastes , I think Katy Perry is very ordinary looking . Natalie Portman now your talking ..