Taybha
Whalewhine
When you look forward to receiving the free pen that comes in the post after buying a Sun Life over 50s plan , it's like waiting for one number on the bingo down the railway club .
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[Humour] How you know you’re getting old.
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luppers
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what was the question again please ?
sussex_guy2k2
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- Jun 6, 2014
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That sounds great. It's the kids and their pushy sweatiness I don't care for much anymore.
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
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4 o'clock
Went for a meeting recently in central London, the delightful young lady on reception explained that my client is on the second floor and then asked me if I'd be OK with the stairs ... I'm only 57!
ours was proper grown ups . . . but there's a limit to how much space rock anyone can cope with unless you're off your tits.
pearl
Well-known member
Oh that made me laugh
Never, ever getting asked for ID
just automatic concessions
pearl
Well-known member
When a person in their late 30s helps you clear out your desk (for the last time) and discovers a Letraset Burnisher, trying to explain what/when/why and wishing you'd just agreed that you stole it from the dentist
symyjym
Banned
When someone calls you an old **** instead of just ****
MillerEP
New member
When you somehow manage to hurt yourself in your sleep.
Norman Potting
Well-known member
When you will be missing next Saturday's game due to attending the funeral of a an old school friend 
luppers
New member
Ha ha ,like it
Braggfan
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded
- May 12, 2014
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A new member of staff joined my team recently. Apparently it's her first job after Uni, so I reckon she must be 21/22, something like that. I was to her chatting yesterday and she told me she'd been out at the weekend and gone to an 80's night. Apparently her and her friends were unsure about going at first, they weren't sure if they'd like it because, her words "None of us knows any music from the 80s".
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
When you can't stand up or sit down without emitting a grunt. Especially when getting in and out of cars.
warlingham seagull
New member
Being offered a seat on the train
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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