- Jul 10, 2003
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You forgot to say, it should be a BIG cat.
*edit* I started to explain why, but it got VERY dodgy
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[Help] Foul Smelling Pussies
- Thread starter Captain Sensible
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You forgot to say, it should be a BIG cat.
*edit* I started to explain why, but it got VERY dodgy
Rowdey
Well-known member
You'd think. This morning I had s sloppy one left on my block paved drive.
I had the same problem.
Someone suggested I buy a shovel and throw it over the fence.
Now the cats still shit in the garden and my neighbour has my shovel ffs
Someone suggested I buy a shovel and throw it over the fence.
Now the cats still shit in the garden and my neighbour has my shovel ffs
Langley
New member
Put Exlax down and the results will wash through quicker when it rains.
Alternatively take you shoes off before entering the house. Mind, do not forget to clean them later.
Actually we had this problem, my wife found the cat fishing in our ornamental pond, she grabbed hold of it and held it’s head under the water for a while, it never came back.
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RandyWanger
Je suis rôti de boeuf
Next doors cat keeps shitting on my front lawn. I'm going to start pissing on it (maybe into a watering can in privacy) first and see how that works. Didn't work for the foxes in the back garden though.
Captain Sensible
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Thanks for all of the suggestions. I’m off at the pub tomorrow. I might try the piss on driveway tomorrow night.
clockend1983
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- Apr 1, 2010
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One part Citronella 4parts Water and spray over the
area causing the trouble that should do it
Don't spray it on the driveway, spray it on the ****ing cats!
Right, so it's not actually the cats that are foul smelling, it's their waste that smells, and you've just made up the title for click bate
Yeah....my cats got one of those and she'll be pooping...I mean popping...down to see you soon.
Captain Sensible
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Right, so it's not actually the cats that are foul smelling, it's their waste that smells, and you've just made up the title for click bate
Well.. that’s just in your mind. I could have said ‘Pussies that make a mess’ ‘Pussies that make a bad smell’ and you’d probably think the same.
Well no, because then you'd have been correct (you do know I'm a pedant, right?).Well.. that’s just in your mind. I could have said ‘Pussies that make a mess’ ‘Pussies that make a bad smell’ and you’d probably think the same.
As it is, however, you're title is about something quite different.
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
With the cat under it...
Right, so it's not actually the cats that are foul smelling, it's their waste that smells, and you've just made up the title for click bate
Clickbait.
Your.
