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essbee1

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2014
4,078
Why did famous actor Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name?

Because If he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar

Coat and taxi please

:down:
 






Normal Rob

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
5,644
Somerset
I'm afraid that that is a very poor Edward Woodward joke., especially compared to this...

Q - What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
A - Edward.
Q - What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head?
A - Edward Wood
Q - What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?
A - Edward Woodward
Q - What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head?
A - I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.
 






essbee1

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2014
4,078
I'm afraid that that is a very poor Edward Woodward joke., especially compared to this...

Q - What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
A - Edward.
Q - What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head?
A - Edward Wood
Q - What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?
A - Edward Woodward
Q - What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head?
A - I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.

How very dare you Normal.
 


lizard

Well-hung member
Jul 14, 2005
3,325
I'm afraid that that is a very poor Edward Woodward joke., especially compared to this...

Q - What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
A - Edward.
Q - What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head?
A - Edward Wood
Q - What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?
A - Edward Woodward
Q - What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head?
A - I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.

But would he?
 


I was hoping to get it in under the Maupay smokescreen.
On which appeared this gem

There was a massive mix up.

A couple of weeks ago Graham Potter was chilling in his office enjoying a Piglets Pantry special. A member of the recruitment team popped their head around the door to ask if he needed anything.

"Get me more pie!" He said...
 




AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
Bikers were riding west on Rte 66 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State
Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed??
 


South Stand Bonfire

Who lit that match then?
NSC Patreon
Jan 24, 2009
2,182
Shoreham-a-la-mer
I'm afraid that that is a very poor Edward Woodward joke., especially compared to this...

Q - What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
A - Edward.
Q - What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head?
A - Edward Wood
Q - What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?
A - Edward Woodward
Q - What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head?
A - I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.

But why would someone have wood on their head? Unless say they were in a stand up coffin?
 



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