Another "National" Day....

tedebear

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Someone sent me this.....

I know most of us get cheesed off with Valentines Day, and all those stupid dates that the greeting card industry foisters down our necks so as we feel guilty enough to buy one...

But here is a day (starting today) with a difference just for any of you who feel you don't get enough (sponsored by a condom company of course) - now heres your excuse to get some on Thursday just because its...

National Orgasm Day!!!

On Thursday July 31 it will be your duty to reach orgasm!! This special sexual day will mean there's no excuse for not getting it on!!!

Practice Makes Perfect…

In honour of the big build up to National Orgasm Day, organisers have introduced National Foreplay Day - on July 30 - the day before Orgasm Day!!

The day will celebrate the importance of foreplay before sex so be adventurous and spend the day exploring the pleasures of playing!!

Taken from: www.econdoms.co.uk/news.html

 

Meade's Ball

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Hither (sometimes Thither)

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Foreplay you say? Whats that?

 

tedebear

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Meade's_Ball said:

Foreplay you say? Whats that?

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Most of you think its something related to golf I'm sure...

 

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Soton Seagull

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Now with added Worthing! (& quite liking it)

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Is it related to golf as both are minority sports?!

 

dwayne

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...and it's Canada day today. Viva la Canada.

 

Simster

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dwayne said:

...and it's Canada day today. Viva la Canada.

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Vivre

 

dwayne

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Visa

 

sully

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It's also the day that the first World Cup final was held - won by Uruguay in 1930.

According to my diary, anyway!!

 

Juan Albion

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Simster said:

Vivre

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Utter bollocks as usual from Dwayne. Canada Day was over four weeks ago...

 

tedebear

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sully said:

It's also the day that the first World Cup final was held - won by Uruguay in 1930.

According to my diary, anyway!!

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I think I heard this morning on the radio that today is the anniversary of the England '66 World Cup win??

 

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Sonic The Hedgehog

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Foreplay you say? Whats that?

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I think they're a popular beat combo.

 

Blackadder

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Meade's_Ball said:

Foreplay you say? Whats that?

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Isn't that where you ask which side of the bed your partner wants?

or is it when you say

"I'm horny, do you fancy it?

 

Blackadder

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tedebear said:

Someone sent me this.....

- now heres your excuse to get some on Thursday just because its...

National Orgasm Day!!!

On Thursday July 31 it will be your duty to reach orgasm!! This special sexual day will mean there's no excuse for not getting it on!!!

Practice Makes Perfect…

Taken from: www.econdoms.co.uk/news.html

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Plenty of this on Thursday then!