[Football] Tomer Hemed conspiracy files

BNthree said:

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Tomer back at training today: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz-s_1JlGFk/

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seagully said:

Do all the Iranians commenting think that Tomer is Jahanbakhsh?!

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seagully said:

Do all the Iranians commenting think that Tomer is Jahanbakhsh?!

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Simster said:

Initially I found all these Iranian Ali J fanboys on social media quite quirky and a nice addition to the Albion community.

Now after one season of Ali J being shite, I realise they are mostly mind-bogglingly tedious.

And wrong.

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Simster said:

Initially I found all these Iranian Ali J fanboys on social media quite quirky and a nice addition to the Albion community.

Now after one season of Ali J being shite, I realise they are mostly mind-bogglingly tedious.

And wrong.

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Publius Ovidius said:

And the saffies on Facebook/ twatter who are obsessed with the lion of Soweto and our reasons for not playing him, which ranges from racism to the fact that we are all poofs and he is not!

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Is that for real? The only social meejah I do is NSC (and a bit of link tin). NSC is bad enough so I suspect the only result of my reading elsewhere would be a rapid shortening of my life expectancy.

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Publius Ovidius said:

Oh god yes...Brighton have their own official page on twatter and Facebook and every announcement is met with wails of derision from homophobic saffies.

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Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Thank you for that warning, but I can't help feeling that you might be exaggerating for comedic purposes.

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Publius Ovidius said:

Unfortunately not

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Blue Valkyrie said:

A loan out must be imminent.

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seagullwedgee said:

Go on people, have a field day....

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seagullwedgee said:

I liked Tomer, I liked his work ethic, his commitment, his bravery, his loyalty. But he just lacked a degree of strikers instinct. Yes, you could work on his pace over 15 metres, and he was fairly good. Yes, you could work on his lift, and his back to goal strength etc, and he was pretty good. But however hard they must have tried to work on his positional instinct and speed of thought, it just didn’t improve him. He was usually ‘nearly’ there, but just not quite. Visualise the ball fizzed low across the box between last defender and advancing keeper, and you just need your man to slide in and bundle it over the line. For me he was always just a couple of yards behind where he really needed to be, to cause consistent damage at top level. Examples of being able to teach that instinct must be fairly rare. Will be sad to see him go, because he had just as much professional bite as the likes of Calderon, Bruno, Knocky etc, but he just fell short on instinct in the top two tiers of English footie. My father was a professional striker, and my brother a semi-professional winger, and I often spoke to them about instinct. Needless to say, I didn’t get that high in the game. I did once score a winning goal in a televised game, I did score a perfect hat-trick on a premier league ground in a friendly game, and I did once nutmeg an Italian full international in a pro-celeb game, but nothing more. Go on people, have a field day....

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seagullwedgee said:

I liked Tomer, I liked his work ethic, his commitment, his bravery, his loyalty. But he just lacked a degree of strikers instinct. Yes, you could work on his pace over 15 metres, and he was fairly good. Yes, you could work on his lift, and his back to goal strength etc, and he was pretty good. But however hard they must have tried to work on his positional instinct and speed of thought, it just didn’t improve him. He was usually ‘nearly’ there, but just not quite. Visualise the ball fizzed low across the box between last defender and advancing keeper, and you just need your man to slide in and bundle it over the line. For me he was always just a couple of yards behind where he really needed to be, to cause consistent damage at top level. Examples of being able to teach that instinct must be fairly rare. Will be sad to see him go, because he had just as much professional bite as the likes of Calderon, Bruno, Knocky etc, but he just fell short on instinct in the top two tiers of English footie. My father was a professional striker, and my brother a semi-professional winger, and I often spoke to them about instinct. Needless to say, I didn’t get that high in the game. I did once score a winning goal in a televised game, I did score a perfect hat-trick on a premier league ground in a friendly game, and I did once nutmeg an Italian full international in a pro-celeb game, but nothing more. Go on people, have a field day....

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seagullwedgee said:

I liked Tomer, I liked his work ethic, his commitment, his bravery, his loyalty. But he just lacked a degree of strikers instinct. Yes, you could work on his pace over 15 metres, and he was fairly good. Yes, you could work on his lift, and his back to goal strength etc, and he was pretty good. But however hard they must have tried to work on his positional instinct and speed of thought, it just didn’t improve him. He was usually ‘nearly’ there, but just not quite. Visualise the ball fizzed low across the box between last defender and advancing keeper, and you just need your man to slide in and bundle it over the line. For me he was always just a couple of yards behind where he really needed to be, to cause consistent damage at top level. Examples of being able to teach that instinct must be fairly rare. Will be sad to see him go, because he had just as much professional bite as the likes of Calderon, Bruno, Knocky etc, but he just fell short on instinct in the top two tiers of English footie. My father was a professional striker, and my brother a semi-professional winger, and I often spoke to them about instinct. Needless to say, I didn’t get that high in the game. I did once score a winning goal in a televised game, I did score a perfect hat-trick on a premier league ground in a friendly game, and I did once nutmeg an Italian full international in a pro-celeb game, but nothing more. Go on people, have a field day....

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