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[Misc] Are you or have you ever been a "backdoor man"? Share your experiences.









sydney

sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,754
town full of eejits
i mistakenly back doored a norweigan bird in crete ....it was all good till she turned round and demanded a fair go but she had been scoffing rollmops and tequila all night and smelt like an oil refinery so mister floppy paid a visit until the morning when i attacked her with my remington and used the last of my nivea sensitive to shave her as bald as a coote......she was still dripping at lunch time .
 




Durlston

Durlston

"Garlic bread!?"
NSC Patron
Jul 15, 2009
9,765
Haywards Heath
Anybody that cheats on their girlfriend/boyfriend/fiancè/husband or wife should have their balls chopped off.

Appreciate what you've got.
 








AmexRuislip

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,823
Ruislip
sydney said:
i mistakenly back doored a norweigan bird in crete ....it was all good till she turned round and demanded a fair go but she had been scoffing rollmops and tequila all night and smelt like an oil refinery so mister floppy paid a visit until the morning when i attacked her with my remington and used the last of my nivea sensitive to shave her as bald as a coote......she was still dripping at lunch time .
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Did she have a beautiful plumage, before the shaving ensued?
 






Triggaaar

Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,206
Goldstone
Am not, have not, will not.
 


Y

Yes Chef

Well-known member
Apr 11, 2016
1,826
In the kitchen
sydney said:
i mistakenly back doored a norweigan bird in crete ....it was all good till she turned round and demanded a fair go but she had been scoffing rollmops and tequila all night and smelt like an oil refinery so mister floppy paid a visit until the morning when i attacked her with my remington and used the last of my nivea sensitive to shave her as bald as a coote......she was still dripping at lunch time .
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https://youtu.be/Y_V6y1ZCg_8
 




C

colinz

Banned
Oct 17, 2010
862
Auckland
sydney said:
i mistakenly back doored a norweigan bird in crete ....it was all good till she turned round and demanded a fair go but she had been scoffing rollmops and tequila all night and smelt like an oil refinery so mister floppy paid a visit until the morning when i attacked her with my remington and used the last of my nivea sensitive to shave her as bald as a coote......she was still dripping at lunch time .
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My mate pulled a Norwegian bird on the Trans Siberian Railway Train. He told me that her mate fancied me. When we got to Moscow I got the train to Warsaw. Then when I met up with them in Berlin she was being shagged by someone else.

As Woody Allan once said, "there is nothing more sad than a missed opportunity"
 
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Albion my Albion

Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
17,963
Indiana, USA
I was a back door man once and didn't realize it. But I think it was nieve on my part what the real situation was with my Mrs.
 


Albion my Albion

Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
17,963
Indiana, USA
colinz said:
My mate pulled a Norwegian bird on the Trans Siberian Railway Train. He told me that her mate fancied me. When we got to Moscow I got the train to Warsaw. Then when I met up with them in Berlin she was being shagged by someone else.

As Woody Allan once said, "there is nothing more sad than a missed opportunity"
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Woody Allen, famous lover of his wife's adopted daughter.


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Maybe "infamous" would be the better word.
 








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