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skipper734

skipper734

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Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
This has been on my mind all day, and I feel we should help ENREST out in his hour of need by donating towards his fine.
I have decided to auction my Air Guitar. Its a beautiful Gibson Les Paul, played and signed by Bob Marley, with a lovely tone and in brand new condition.
Opening bids will start at £1000, all the winner has to do is send the winning amount in used tenners in a brown envelope to R Chopper, Plymouth.
Please get your bids in early as you do not want to be disappointed, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

If I receive no bids, I will leave the Air Guitar under Brighton Pier along with the other 20 I own, just help yourself.
 




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jay d

jay d n coke
Nov 16, 2014
833
brighton
Let me know next time u take to the roads after a few. Il be sure to send my ex wife to the shops
 




edna krabappel

edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
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#FreeTheBrightonOne #SaveEnrest
 




The Wookiee

The Wookiee

Back From The Dead
Nov 10, 2003
14,968
Worthing
Ernest said:
I can't BELIEVE how LOW some PEOPLE get, I was just leaving GATWICK last night after the Mid Sussex /Surrey ARS awards NIGHT and I'd just DROVE off and the COPS stopped me and done me for DRINK driving.

Unbelievable , I'd only had TEN lager tops and a COUPLE of sherries and some BUSYBODY bird GRASSED me UP. How DESPICABLE and if I FIND out who it IS then I am going get REVENGE.

I'd had a BRILLIANT night there too on the TOP table and I even WON a SAT NAV with LIVE traffic and an 80GB IPOD classic in the RAFFLE.

I guess I will have to SELL them now to pay my FINE so if anyone wants to make me an OFFER you can REACH out to ME.
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I heard a rumour that you were arrested for asking somebody for 10p whilst waking up after sleeping off a cliftonville breakfast ?
 










Albion my Albion

Albion my Albion

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Feb 6, 2016
18,371
Indiana, USA
Ernest said:
I can't BELIEVE how LOW some PEOPLE get, I was just leaving GATWICK last night after the Mid Sussex /Surrey ARS awards NIGHT and I'd just DROVE off and the COPS stopped me and done me for DRINK driving.

Unbelievable , I'd only had TEN lager tops and a COUPLE of sherries and some BUSYBODY bird GRASSED me UP. How DESPICABLE and if I FIND out who it IS then I am going get REVENGE.

I'd had a BRILLIANT night there too on the TOP table and I even WON a SAT NAV with LIVE traffic and an 80GB IPOD classic in the RAFFLE.

I guess I will have to SELL them now to pay my FINE so if anyone wants to make me an OFFER you can REACH out to ME.
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You COULD have offered a RUN through her BLOOMERS. If that didn't FANCY her a JOLLY good time then you could have SHOWED her a sufficient AMOUNT of tenners. Or THAT you just COME from the CAR park in HAYWARDS heath and it took a FEW lager tops to BE able to PERFORM your duty.
 
















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