We all burst out laughing when he popped up on TV, took us all a while to work out who it was as he's so fat., one of those ''i recognise him but who is it?'' moment.
That wasn't Neil Shipperley. It was Neil RuddocK. Neil Ruddock cunningly lured his namesake to a pub in Hastings, got him so drunk he passed out, stole his ID and ate him. What you were looking at there was some kind of hideous hybrid who was relying on the fact that he would never get rumbled so long as people only called him by his first name.
someone is going to have to help me out on this one, but years ago, on one of those crappy shows where they go to somewhere like Ibiza and film loads of Brits getting pissed, there was some bloke who I think ran a bar. He was massive. There was a clip of him doing some skills with a ball and he was really good and the voice over said how he'd used to play football.
At the time I recognised him and was amazed how big he was. Can't for the life of me remember who it was though.
It took for the commentator to say who it was before I recognise him.
Hilarious, because the commentator said something along the lines of 'he doesn't quite look ready to pull on a kit to find a goal for Palace!!' - to what was clearly stifled laughing from Don Goodman