Mark Lawrenson..is he or isn't he?

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Please help.

I am being told that Lawro is a shirt lifter by the fun loving cockernees that use my local in Brentwood, now, I suspect that they are winding me up, but if this is the case they are all in on the joke!

Apparently everyone knows it and he is openly gay...I have never heard this before, and want a definitive answer before I go back in there for more japes.

Apologies if fixtures, but i's jus gotta know!

 

Ernest

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• Dec 18, 2006

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There was always the rumour that he used to go cottaging on New Brighton seafront when he played for Liverpool.
This of course in the days before George Michael made this sort of thing respectable.

 

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• Dec 18, 2006

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He has a tache, and used to live in Brighton. Seems pretty conclusive.

 

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And he played for Brighton!!

 

Biscuit

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I heard he'll take what he can get...

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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hans kraay fan club said:

He has a tache, and used to live in Brighton. Seems pretty conclusive.

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Yes but Hans Kraay had a tache, and lived in Brighton...please tell me he is not on the pink bus!

 

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suspect mincer but think still has a bit more about him than to be a raving homo

 

Bry Nylon

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"Look; I'm an honest kinda guy ... Mark really is THIS big."

 

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

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I used to work with a women who went out with him when he played for us. She says he certainly isn't gay, I still have my doubts.

 

crodonilson

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• Dec 18, 2006

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I've heard his bisexual, he has days when he's gay and other when he's straight but he's not feeling particularly gay at the merment.

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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General consensus is that he is neither Arthur nor Martha then?

Is he married, has he ever "come out"?

 

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Chandlers Ford

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

Yes but Hans Kraay had a tache, and lived in Brighton...please tell me he is not on the pink bus!

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Yes, but Hans is Dutch. People from Europe are not like us. Straight young men all across mainland Europe still routinely sport a tache, an earing and stonewashed jeans!

On a Preston lad, Lawro's tache is pretty strong evidence.

 

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• Dec 18, 2006

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My Dad reckons he's a dirt pipe engineer but then again he thinks everyone is gay. He spends most of his time calling me a poof. I think it's down to his latent homosexual tendencies.

So that's it, Lawro and Les's Dad both outed on one thread.

 

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hans kraay fan club said:

Yes, but Hans is Dutch. People from Europe are not like us. Straight young men all across mainland Europe still routinely sport a tache, an earing and stonewashed jeans!

On a Preston lad, Lawro's tache is pretty strong evidence.

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Yes, but both Hans and Lawro have shaved off the offending fluff!!

My name ish Hansh, and this is my partner, and I am proud to shay my lover, Ralph.

 

Icy Gull

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He is divorced, there was a piece in the NOTW years ago where his wife couldn't cope with how anal he was apparently he insists on folding his underwear before he puts it in the laundry bin, but it was the NOTW so

 

Publius Ovidius

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I suppose that question should be.....


Mark Lawrenson, is he or isnt he ....a Brighton hating GIT

Then the answer would almost certainly be in the affirmative

 

Bry Nylon

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Les Biehn said:

My Dad reckons he's a dirt pipe engineer but then again he thinks everyone is gay. He spends most of his time calling me a poof.

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Well you should stop putting him through on the phone-in then

 

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Chandlers Ford

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

Yes, but both Hans and Lawro have shaved off the offending fluff!!

My name ish Hansh, and this is my partner, and I am proud to shay my lover, Ralph.

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Hans will be very upset if he sees you've been taking the mick out of his accent.

Hans is definately not gay. As you will see from his photo-diary, where he borrows my log-in, he is in fact a borderline sex-pest, with a fondness for cows.

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Dave the Gaffer said:

I suppose that question should be.....


Mark Lawrenson, is he or isnt he ....a Brighton hating GIT

Then the answer would almost certainly be in the affirmative

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I thought I saw a thread here recently where he was praising the loyalty and dedication of Albion fans...Obviously if he is a batty boy, then his footballing opinion counts for nought!, he should be doing cookery shows or interior decorating programmes.

 

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Lawro went out with a woman from my Dads work when he was playing for the Albion. I don't think he's gay, but then of course she may have been a beard?